Я просто хочу быть твоим возлюбленным
Бля, иди сюда, отдай мне своё сердце
Только ты и я до бесконечности
Я не могу дышать, слишком много экстази

Поцелуй меня в губы, задуши меня на полу
Тащи меня за собой, прижми меня к своей двери
Я твоя маленькая кукла, приди и поиграй со мной
Крашу все волосы, мы могли бы быть на сцене
Гаснет свет, но а ты нет
Ты такая безумная~ манипулируй мной
Блять, преследуй меня, блять, сломай меня
Ты — мое всё, пожалуйста, просто изнасилуй меня

Я просто хочу быть твоим возлюбленным
Бля, иди сюда, отдай мне своё сердце
Только ты и я до бесконечности
Я не могу дышать, слишком много экстази

Пирсинг на губе, он идеален
Никогда не видел другой такой идеальной девушки
Высунув язык для фотографии
Ты такая красивая, ты такая популярная

Я просто хочу быть твоим возлюбленным
Бля, иди сюда, отдай мне своё сердце
Только ты и я до бесконечности
Я не могу дышать, слишком много экстази

everyone.

step 1: buy vodka & drink it (if it’s not available on your country, travel to russia)
step 2: once you drank it, wear a ushanka and play hardbass in the background while dancing like a madman
step 3: reject rainbow flag!!!
step 4: have a bear as a pet
step 5: play CS:GO

ТЕПЕРЬ, КОГДА ВЫ ЗАКОНЧИЛИ, ВЫ МОЖЕТЕ СВОБОДНО ГОВОРИТЬ ПО-РУССКИ, ГРЕБАНЫЕ СУЧКИ!!!

Ask me anything about Russia and I’ll answer honestly, I might not know how to answer some things because I’m a Saint Petersburger

Wubbrle the Wubble...

no

convince me otherwise

tetris is like, the og puzzle game, ya know? it’s super addictive and has been around since forever. basically, you got these blocks, all different shapes and colors, falling from the sky, and you gotta like, rotate and move 'em around to fit 'em together. the goal? fill up a whole line without any gaps, and then that line disappears, making room for more blocks. it’s simple but gets mega intense as you go faster and faster. and lemme tell ya, when you finally beat your high score, it’s the best feeling ever!

some peeps might not know this, but tetris was created by this dude named alexey pajitnov back in the 80s. yeah, way before our time, but it’s still lit! like, it’s been on every gaming platform you can think of: from the og game boy to smartphones and even fancy consoles. it’s legit everywhere! and the music, man, it’s so catchy. you’ll find yourself humming those tunes even when you’re not playing.

but beware, once you start playing tetris, it’s hard to stop. it’s like a black hole sucking you in, especially when you’re trying to beat your bestie’s score. you’ll be sitting there for hours, totally zoned in, shouting at the screen when you mess up. but hey, that’s just part of the fun. tetris is like the ultimate test of speed, strategy, and reflexes, and once you get the hang of it, you’ll be hooked for life

basically tetris is a very good game, try it if you haven’t

it’s good if you’re planning to see that person irl and both of you knew eachother for a long time

someone that is now really close to me

who in russian federation are you?

if you want your face exposed to people you barely (or much) know, and a big risk of other things (totally unaware that people that have no accounts can still see forums), do it.

https://discord.gg/rrCUhCEf <— new one cause it expired

https://discord.gg/rrCUhCEf

it took me long to realize this was about USA

like if it was discord? best suggestion ever

the hardest i’ve ever laughed was at a racist joke