So it all began in my garage today…
So there I was, a random dude about to do random things, I drank a chocolate milk and then hopped on my makeshift homemade hoverboard go kart car thingamajig that maxxes out at around 12mph. So I grabbed my basket ball and drove over to my local park, it was a fairly mid size park, mainly known for its large pool, that is usually always closed because Ohio is cold for no reason. So anyway, there is a small one-basketball hoop only basketball court area right near the pool, with a large field nice for soccer and football. So I go there almost daily playing my basketball, and these people show up with a dog playing in the playground not very far from me a few meeters. Now I was just chillin until I realized their dog was not on a leash at all, it ran to the court at me and I just stared at it with the basketball in hand. Now I’m not really scared of dogs fr, well until I realized this wasn’t any ordinary dog…
It was a Golden Retriever bruh, and I had a Gold chain on. Now me personally was not gonna get robbed by a dog so I ran in circles backwards facing the dog as it chased me on the small court. I did this 5 times realizing the dog prolly just wanted to play fr as it looked happy. But who knows, maybe it was happy to snatch that chain off me. Anyway after being chased for like 6 seconds the owner finally called their dog back and it ran off back over to the park.
Moral,
Keep yo dawg on a leash foo!
