DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME
Step one:
Don’t do anything
Step two:
Find the goofiest ass image on the Internet

Step three: Send 900,000,000 nukes to your friends lo-
(This is just a joke, this will get you absolutely no where in reputation. I repeat: this is just a joke.)

OH MY GOD- IT’S MY COUSINS
Proceeds to kaboom

Hello, lads and gentlesigmas
I am back…
Alucard

1. Give them burger
2. See if they appreciate burger
3. Drop kick th- I mean become a certified Amir.
4. Become friend with any being and name them George
5. If the Bandit is okay with you giving George a bite of burger, Bandit will be happy to eat burger.
   6.Once the Bandit is distracted eating burger, eat the Bandit.

GEHHAHAHAHA, you sigmas, I’m so evil.
(This post is a joke.) @Bandit

waking up I had a dream of something inappropriate. 💀

@m-i-l-o I’m about to go commit draw Sprunki-

SLAYYYYYY <3
YESS QUEEEEN

Zeera the Nightmare Jackal's 2nd account Not you calling out Toriel from Undertale…

HIM

𝜗𝜚 rylie yes

Tehee

YouDidn'tJujuOnThatBeat
Danke.

Sphinx Mans, I just wanna run away from home to find you and just take you off the grid with me at this point
You don’t deserve this- Plus, your parents won’t do anything about your needs/vents? That’s way too much. Sure you have your whole family, but that doesn’t mean that they may understand you too.
Cause telling one family member WILL resort back to your mom and she’ll try to get those answers out of you; to tell her why you told your family members all those vents. (just saying even if it doesn’t happen right away-)

Sphinx Okay, 1. your mom has that paranoid personality when it comes to conversations that you want privacy to your dad about what’s going on over the phone.
2. It wasn’t very necessary for her to take your phone because “you were not humble”. You had every right to have pride, which is why we all have self-esteem, am I right? You had good confidence, your mother may have seen that as something wrong.
3. It just sounds straight up stupid that she seems so paranoid, she has to be an average “Helicopter” mom just to make sure your not saying anything bad about her to your dad.
Istg, all parents will yap about what their children did bad, but then we can’t tell anyone the stupid ahh shi- they do that annoy the hell out us. Like, who told them to say all that to someone,
that was very unnecessary to expose what the child did, but do some shi- like that all because they don’t want to look bad.

𖤐𝐿𝒶𝒹𝓎 𝑀𝓊𝓏𝒶𝓃 𝒦𝒾𝒷𝓊𝓉𝓈𝓊𝒿𝒾𖤐

• Found out that apparently Elon Musk did at least one Nazi salute in his speech at the presidential inauguration today-

Calling all Germans.

Thanos I’ll give you my “white” kiss

Thanos Real

Star_lover
Mountains, grass, river in the background.
M O R E
G R A S S
a rabbit hole in the ground with a bush beside it.

Sphinx BET
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