Im ass at facial anatomy so im PROUD

if someone asks you something politely and you dont talk to them much, please dont reply like you have a stick up your ass <//3

happy valentines day for all you

straights

gays

lesbiens,

bis, pans, and omnis

and obvi the poly ppl

and the one random teenage girl who’s probably posting on tiktok about how single she is for pure attention

its not like you all didn’t know because im really ass at like- keeping things hidden

i figured out who lied to me though!!! oh wow and i sure was suprised at what some of these people on here thought about me. anywho, at least i got the truth outta them

nitrogen isnt real, never was

simply made this account for shits and giggles untill too many people giggled about me and i decided to shit on them

props to those who knew who i was and kept me hidden, they’re the real ones

also, imagine being a two faced liar bro i never expected that plot twist.

if you still dont get it,

jordan’s not back because she never left <3

Old one:

New one:

you can’t even trust your FRIENDS much in this current society.

sad truth.

goodbye my friend.

be careful who you trust
the internet is a dangerous place

Shazz_ HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAZZ!

★【♪シCole。シ♪】★™ HELP

★【♪シBlake。シ♪】★™ HAHA

★【♪シBlake。シ♪】★™ i should hit her wit the ‘im your daughter you gave birth to me dont give me that attitude’

if she starts yelling at me

Clémmie LIKE?? GOOD TO KNOW I CAME OUTTA YOUR COOCHIE BUT I DIDNT FUCKING ASK

‘UM I JUST TOOK A SHIT AND IT STINKS THATS DISRESOECTFUL BC IT CAME OUTTA MY ASS’

★【♪シBlake。シ♪】★™ ‘IM YOUR MOTHER I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU DONT TREAT ME LIKE THIS’

★【♪シBlake。シ♪】★™ AND LIKE

YOU CANT DENY IT BC IT LOOKS LIKE YOU AR

when someone’s talking to me and i’m annoyed at them i’ll like

look aroundthe room im in

and i have recently learned

it looks like im rolling my eyes

no. im js not looking at ur ugly bitchass

ੈ✩‧₊˚ YANGYANG ༉‧ (ON MY YOUTH ERA) (ON) you need therapy