if someone asks you something politely and you dont talk to them much, please dont reply like you have a stick up your ass <//3

its not like you all didn’t know because im really ass at like- keeping things hidden

i figured out who lied to me though!!! oh wow and i sure was suprised at what some of these people on here thought about me. anywho, at least i got the truth outta them

nitrogen isnt real, never was

simply made this account for shits and giggles untill too many people giggled about me and i decided to shit on them

props to those who knew who i was and kept me hidden, they’re the real ones

also, imagine being a two faced liar bro i never expected that plot twist.

if you still dont get it,

jordan’s not back because she never left <3

happy valentines day for all you

straights

gays

lesbiens,

bis, pans, and omnis

and obvi the poly ppl

and the one random teenage girl who’s probably posting on tiktok about how single she is for pure attention

Old one:

New one:

be careful who you trust
the internet is a dangerous place

Shazz_ HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAZZ!

you can’t even trust your FRIENDS much in this current society.

sad truth.

goodbye my friend.

Star_lover have you eaten something yet?

blank stare

*pulls up wearing my pink platform off brand decorated converse

LITERALLY nobody cares when a 70 year old woman at church talks about how your ass is getting bigger and says you look sexy

but when oh god forbid a 26 year old man says his little cousin looks pretty. ew, right? fucking disgusting. get him away from her. hes a creep.

nobody fucking cares when christians do it. but oh no if you’re a man and just so happen to even TALK with a little girl these days, its fucking creepy.

what the FUCK has society gone to

this is the fifth time you asked me that. i’m fine. stop crowding around me like i’m a brand new shiny toy.

Flooble Gelp oogie flarp

𖤐𝐸𝓋𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑒𖤐 me.

Alucard i think i accedentally used the alien version of the n word

Floorple Glip GGRRRRR

FLEEBLE GLORPIE!!!

DO YOU EVE JUST ACCEDENTALLY PUL AN ALL NIGHTER

Floorple Glip nah vro use a translator i dont speak alien