After a month of development and improvement, I am proud to announce the release of
DRUG PERCY
[Full name Percyfilliate]
Dosage:
once a day, as you see fit
Benefits may include, but are not limited to:
someone to talk to, a new friend, a chill guy, some to vent to, and someone to rant about your favorite obsessions to.
Side effects may include but are not limited to:
Anger, being offended, being insulted playfully, and more. [the drug has not fully been researched yet]