Caught you in 16K holographic Dolby Atmos surround sound, liquid-cooled quantum AI processing, triple-booting Windows, Linux, and MacOS on a custom-built, overclocked NASA-tier workstation powered by dual NVIDIA RTX 9090 Ti HyperXtreme GPUs with 2 petabytes of NVMe storage, 1.21 gigawatts of power from a flux capacitor, and a redundant fusion reactor backup. Fiber optic 500 Gbps internet straight from a government blacksite, running through a NASA Deep Space Network satellite relay, all displayed on a Samsung 200-inch 32K HDR MicroLED Quantum Dot display with a refresh rate so high it can predict the future. Caught you down-bad, lackin’, slipping on a banana peel in 32 dimensions, compressed into a lossless FLAC file and live-streamed to the multiverse in 7D hyperspatial VR. Your whole existence running on a trial version with a watermark, last updated in 2007, buffering indefinitely on a cracked Internet Explorer 6 browser with 16 open toolbars. The audacity. The ratio. The skill issue. Seethe, cope, mald, uninstall life, touch actual soil, and get your firmware patched before speaking in my presence again.

@yangyang_x2 It wasn’t even that funny 💀💀

Lucinda.. said in

last time i checked i dont have friends.

I wonder why…🤔

@yellow_3to3 😽😽

canned fish true

Uible porlpe zu?
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Jubb der gopbble zark

Sphinx

Real

Zeyden the one HALLOOOO!!!

Karol hhi

i had to make this post like it came out really loud and and ok you know what nvm how are you all doin

Heartbroken_dont trust _ loveee Are you still following me? Can I get the link to my profile?

@fish-n-bread preach it

(totally a former user guys)

because It is

Blake I’m a dumba-

alive can i come

im sleepy rn

Lookie here, Everyone died

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@Yutaznnn all good she has her own issues and if she ever wants to talk to me again I’ll be here so

@cheesy looked back at this post and it feel so weird, wtf did i quote that for lol

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He’s a good guy, though. We used to chat before on MPP a lot.