@m-i-l-o this lowkey made me almost burst out in laughter 😭 *

Despite my positivity i only laugh sometimes, the last time ive actually laughed that hard was last week when I watched a video of someone 😭

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from “Whip Your Kids” by Your Favorite Martian featuring Nice Peter

@Gray-Green i just realized this is like putting up a sign that says “NO SIGNS!”

Densetsu no kuro-kami wo
Karei ni midashi
Kurui zaku kono hanawa
Hakanaku kieru
Hedobang Hedobang
Hedobang Hedobang
Hedobang Hedobang
Pan pan pan pan
Hedobang Hedobang
Hedobang Hedobang
Hedobang Hedobang
Pan pan pan pan
Hedobang Hedobang
Hedobang Hedobang
Hedobang Hedobang
Pan pan pan pan
Hedobang Hedobang
Hedobang Hedobang
Saa toki wa kita mo o mayowa-nai
Nigiri-shimeta no juuhachi-kippu
Higashi e nishi e minami e kita e
Kyoo mo do-sen ni totsugeki
Kamite (Koi ya!)
Shimote (Koi ya!)
Chokuritsu-fudoo nokezori
Gyaku-dai (Kara no!)
Saku-dai (Kara no!)
Koro-dai (Kara no!)
Ichigo no yoru o (Oi, oi)
Wasure wa shi-nai (Oi, oi)
Naki mushi na yasu wa (Oi, oi)
Koko kara kie-usero (Oi)
Densetsu no kuro-kami wo
Karei ni midashi (Oi, oi)
Kurui zaku kono hanawa
Hakanaku kieru (Hedobang, yeah)
Moo nidoto modore-nai
Wazukana toki wo (Oi, oi)
Kono mune ni kizamunda
Ichigo no yoru o
Hirari chuu ni mau (Hedobangyaaa!)
Hedobang Hedobang (Hedobang Hedobang)
Hedobang Hedobang (Hedobang Hedobang)
Hedobang Hedobang (Hedobang Hedobang)
Hedobang Hedobang (Hedobang Hedobang)
Hedo-banger-banger-ahhhhh!
Ichigo no yoru o
Wasure wa shi-nai
Naki mushi na yasu wa
Koko kara (ki-e-ro)
Ichigo no yoru o (Oi, oi)
Wasure wa shi-nai (Oi, oi)
Jama o suru yatsu wa (Oi, oi)
Sokuzani kie-usero (Oi)
Densetsu no kuro-kami wo
Karei ni midashi (Oi, oi)
Kurui zaku kono hanawa
Hakanaku kieru (Hedobang, yeah)
Moo nidoto modore-nai
Wazukana toki wo (Oi, oi)
Kono mune ni kizamunda
Ichigo no yoru o
Densetsu no kuro-kami wo
Karei ni midashi
Kurui zaku kono hanawa
Hakanaku kieru
Moo nidoto modore-nai
Wazukana toki wo
Kono mune ni kizamunda
Ichigo no yoru o
Hirari chuu ni mau
[Refrain: Yui-metal & Moa-metal, Su-metal]
Hedobang Hedobang
Hedobang Hedobang
Hedobang Hedobang
Pan pan pan pan
Hedobang Hedobang
Hedobang Hedobang
Hedobang Hedobang (Hedobangyaaa!)
Hedobang Hedobang
Hedobang Hedobang
Hedobang Hedobang
Hedobang Hedobang
Hedobang Hedobang
Hedobang Hedobang

Flip Ditcher SAME I SAW THAT ONE TOO, got more than 100K likes

𝜗𝜚 rylie I don’t wanna talk
No, it’s not up for discussion
You control my life
I feel like a fuckin’ puppet
Keep tellin’ me to shut it
Okay, baby, alright ( i know its from the same song but still-)

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp im in the thick of it, everybody knows

We’re heavy liftin’ but we’re feelin’ fine
We think it’s funny when we look at the time
I know co-dependency has dragged me out
But I really don’t think that’s what this is about
I wanna give it all, I know I will
‘Cause blueberry eyes seem to make time still
We can boogie in the sunshine with some Burt’s Bees
And I know you like to pull the leaves off trees
I used to think that Romeo was full of shit
And the Notebook was just my favorite chick flick
But now I get why Sarah was so hard to forget
It’s this feeling that I’m feeling like Nemo in a net
Pumpkin, pumpkin
You’re gonna kill me
Pumpkin, pumpkin
La, la la la la, la
Pumpkin, pumpkin
I need you to feel me
Pumpkin, pumpkin
La, la la la la, la
We’re cruisin’ slowly but we’re movin’ fast
We both decided to thank our past
We’ve got a hundred lists of things we wanna do
But I’m also cool just doin’ nothin’ with you
I ran in circles on a Monday night
You had to go so you could make your flight
I looked at my mom and said, “What do I do?”
She said, “This look is somethin’ and it’s new and true”
I used to think that Romeo was full of shit
And the Notebook was just my favorite chick flick
But now I get why Sarah was so hard to forget
It’s this feeling that I’m feeling like Nemo in a net
Pumpkin, pumpkin
You’re gonna kill me
Pumpkin, pumpkin
La, la la la la, la
Pumpkin, pumpkin
Need you to feel me
Pumpkin, pumpkin
La, la la la la, la
I used to think that Romeo was full of shit
But when I look at you I think this must be it
Pumpkin, pumpkin
You’re gonna kill me
Pumpkin, pumpkin
La, la la la la, la
Pumpkin, pumpkin
I need you to feel me
Pumpkin, pumpkin
La, la la la la, la
Oh
Pumpkin, pumpkin, oh
La la la la la, la-la
Ooh-ooh

Flip Ditcher o ok tan q

@BlueSpeed

this the song? fire beat, actually

Wake from your sleep
The drying of your tears
Today we escape
We escape
Pack and get dressed
Before your father hears us
Before all hell
Breaks loose
Breathe, keep breathing
Don’t loose your nerve
Breathe, keep breathing
I can’t do this alone
Sing us a song
A song to keep us warm
There’s such a chill
Such a chill
You can laugh
A spineless laugh
We hope your rules and wisdom
Choke you
Now we are one
In everlasting peace
We hope that you choke
That you choke
We hope that you choke
That you choke
We hope that you choke
That you choke

They all laughed as he turned around slow
They said, “You ain’t welcome 'round here anymore
You just might as well go”
He wiped the blood from his face as he slowly came to his knees
He said, “I’ll be back when you least expect it
And hell’s coming with me”
Hell’s coming with me
There is a hill at the bottom of the valley
Where all the poor souls go when they die
And if you listen real close, you can hear 'em like a ghost
And you’re never gonna make it out alive
There is a town at the bottom of that hill
They got a secret that they keep like a slave
They got a black magic preacher
We’d do well to let him teach her
You’ll be heading up that hill to the grave
And it is well with my soul
You line your pockets full of money
That you steal from the poor
And on your way down the hill
You hear me ring the bell
I’d pay the devil twice as much to keep your soul
There was a drifter passing through that little valley
He had promised he was coming back to town (coming back to town)
They didn’t know him by his face or by the gun around his waist
But he’ll come back to burn that town to the ground
First there was fire, then there was smoke
Then the preacher man was hanging by a rope
And then they all fell to their knees
And begged that drifter, begged him please
As he raised his fist before he spoke
I am the righteous hand of God
And I am the devil that you forgot
And I told you one day you will see
That I’ll be back, I guarantee
And that hell’s coming, hell’s coming
Hell, hell’s coming with me
And it is well with my soul
You line your pockets full of money
That you steal from the poor
And on your way down the hill
You hear me ringing that bell
And I say
Hell’s coming (hell’s coming) with me

Here’s to the greater good, for all
Do what you know you should, for all
We all may die
Something’s going on, just look around
Fear is on the rise and there’s blood all over the ground
Let’s all just blindfold the poor, we must remind them what’s in store
We got 'em now, just break 'em down a little bit more
(Ah)
I said, “Hey (hey), you (you), feed the machine
Bring them all back down to their knees
There’s no time to waste, remind the slaves
They ain’t gonna make it out alive today”
I said, “Hey (hey), you (you), poison the well
Watch it all burn, take them straight to hell
He’s got the whole (whole) world (world) in his hands
It was nice to know ya, we’ve all been damned, c’mon”
Nothing’s going on, no need to fear
And we’re all in this together, and just to make it all clear
We want the same thing as you, this will all be over soon
Now here’s a little pill, here’s the truth
We’re gonna, we’re gonna, we’re gonna
We’re gonna, we’re gonna, we’re gonna
We’re all gonna die
“Hey, you, feed the machine
Bring them all back down to their knees
There’s no time to waste, remind the slaves
They ain’t gonna make it out alive today”
I said, “Hey (hey), you (you), poison the well
Watch it all burn, take them straight to hell
He’s got the whole (whole) world (world) in his hands
It was nice to know ya, we’ve all been damned, c’mon”
(C’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon)
We’ve all been damned, c’mon
I said, “Hey (hey), you (you), feed the machine
Bring 'em all back down to their knees
There’s no time to waste, remind the slaves
They ain’t gonna make it out alive today”
I said, “Hey (hey) you (you), poison the well
Watch it all burn, take them straight to hell
He’s got the whole (whole) world (world) in his hands
It was nice to know ya, we’ve all been damned, c’mon!”
(C’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon)
We’ve all been damned, c’mon
(C’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon)
We’ve all been damned, c’mon

Hey!
Put on a happy face
Then everything’s okay
Put on a happy face

Flip the switch
Flip the stove
World gone mad, let’s start the show
Get your kicks
And let’s go
If you’re sad, don’t let it show
Say “I’m happy! I’m happy! I’m happy today!”
I’m happy! I’m happy! I’m happy today!
They say, “Put on a happy face!”
'Cause we’re tic tock, tic tock, ticking like a time bomb

Hey! Put on a happy face
Then everything’s okay
Put on a happy face
Hey! Put on a happy face
Then everything’s okay
Put on a happy face

Say you’re good
Say you’re fine
Tell 'em everything’s alright
Hollywood on your timeline
Telling you what to wear and what to “Like”
And how to be

Say “I’m happy! I’m happy! I’m happy today!”
I’m happy! I’m happy! I’m happy today!
They say, “Put on a happy face!”
'Cause we’re tic tock, tic tock, ticking like a time bomb

Hey! Put on a happy face
Then everything’s okay
Put on a happy face

Hey! Put on a happy face
Then everything’s okay
Put on a happy face

Ah, ah
Death of my generation
“Death of my generation”

Ah, ah
Death of my generation
“Death of my generation”

Hey! Put on a happy face
Then everything’s okay
Put on a happy face

Hey! Put on a happy face
Then everything’s okay
Put on a happy face

@Poptart_Yeeter 🌮 tacos

Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting
We got the refugees up in here (no fighting)
No fighting
Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this (hey)
She make a man wants to speak Spanish
¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)
Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh, baby, when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí)
Reading the signs of my body (uno, dos, tres, cuatro)

I’m on tonight
You know my hips don’t lie (no fighting)
And I’m starting to feel it’s right
All the attraction, the tension
Don’t you see, baby, this is perfection?

Hey, girl, I can see your body moving
And it’s driving me crazy
And I didn’t have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing (yeah)
And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl (just move)
And everything so unexpected, the way you right and left it
So you can keep on shaking it (let’s go)

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She make a man wants to speak Spanish
¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)
Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh, baby, when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí)
Reading the signs of my body (no fighting)

Oh, boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don’t, don’t really know what I’m doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self-restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can’t so you know
That’s a bit too hard to explain (uno, dos, tres, cuatro)

Baila en la calle de noche (yeah)
Baila en la calle de día (let’s go)
Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She make a man wants to speak Spanish
¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)
Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh, baby, when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí)
Reading the signs of my body

Señorita, feel the conga
Let me see you move like you come from Colombia

Yeah (ladies sí) (yeah yeah)
(Hey, yeah)

¡Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it! (yeah)
En Barranquilla se baila así (yeah)

Hey, brra!

Yeah, she’s so sexy, every man’s fantasy
A refugee like me back with the Fugees from a third world country
I go back like when 'Pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty
We leave the whole club dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch us?
Colombians and Haitians
I ain’t guilty, it’s a musical transaction
Bo bop so bop, no more do we snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats (no fighting)

I’m on tonight, my hips don’t lie
And I’m starting to feel you, boy
Come on, let’s go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto (no fighting)

Oh, you know I’m on tonight, my hips don’t lie
And I am starting to feel it’s right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is perfection

No fighting
No fighting

Toast MUAHAHAHAAAAA

I’M STILL STANDING THERE
NO I DIDNT DISAPEAR
NOW THE LIGHTS ARE ON
SEE I WAS NEVER GONE!
:D

Give me a world, that’s equal on all sides
Let freedom flow, as constant as the tides
I pray with each sunset “Don’t forget to rise” (Don’t forget to rise)
I live without regret for ordinary lives

I’m looking at life through my own eyes
Searching for a hero to idolize
Feeling the pain as innocence dies
Looking at life through my own eyes
I’m hoping and praying for a brighter day
I listen to my heart and I obey
How can I see it any other way?
I’m looking at life (looking at life) through my own eyes

I see a land, with liberty for all
Yet still I know, the truth will rise and fall (Oooh yeah yeh)
That’s just the way it goes, a word now to the wise
The world was made to change, each day is a surprise

I’m looking at life through my own eyes
Searching for a hero to idolize
Feeling the pain as innocence dies
Looking at life through my own eyes
I’m hoping and praying for a brighter day
I listen to my heart and I obey
How can I see it any other way?
I’m looking at life (looking at life) through my own eyes

And I know,
When you’re looking for the truth (mmmhmm)
If you go, and read between the lines
You’ll discover how and why

I take my heart, into battle
Give that freedom bell a rattle
Get my independence signed, declare it on the dotted line
In Philadelphia freedom ring, and patriotic voices sing
Red, White, and Blue, never give up
We represent America!!!

I’m looking at life through my own eyes
Searching for a hero to idolize
Feeling the pain as innocence dies
Looking at life through my own eyes
I’m hoping and praying for a brighter day
I listen to my heart and I obey
How can I see it any other way?
I’m looking at life (looking at life) through my own eyes

Five, six
Five, six, seven, eight
I could be the one, or your new addiction
It’s all in my head but I want non-fiction
I don’t want the world, but I’ll take this city
Who can blame a girl? Call me hot, not pretty
Baby, do you like this beat? (Na-na-na-na, na)
I made it so you’d dance with me (na-na-na-na, na)
It’s like a hundred ninety-nine degrees (na-na-na-na, na)
When you’re doing it with me, doing it with me (na-na-na-na, na)
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
Snap and clap and touch your toes
Raise your hands, now body roll
Dance it out, you’re hot to go
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
Snap and clap and touch your toes
Raise your hands, now body roll
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
You can take me hot to go
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
You can take me hot to go
Well, I woke up alone staring at my ceiling
I try not to care but it hurts my feelings
You don’t have to stare, come here, get with it
No one’s touched me there in a damn hot minute
And baby, don’t you like this beat? (Na-na-na-na, na)
I made it so you’d sleep with me (na-na-na-na, na)
It’s like a hundred ninety-nine degrees (na-na-na-na, na)
When you’re doing it with me, doing it with me (na-na-na-na, na)
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
Snap and clap and touch your toes
Raise your hands, now body roll
Dance it out, you’re hot to go
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
Snap and clap and touch your toes
Raise your hands, now body roll
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
You can take me hot to go
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
You can take me hot to go
What’s it take to get your number?
What’s it take to bring you home?
Hurry up, it’s time for supper
Order up, I’m hot to go
What’s it take to get your number?
Hurry up, it’s getting cold
Hurry up, it’s time for supper
Order up, I’m hot to go
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
You can take me hot to go (oh, yeah)
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
You can take me hot to go (hot to go)
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
You can take me hot to go (oh, yeah)
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
You can take me hot to go
Whew, it’s hot here
Is anyone else hot?
Woo, you coming home with me?
Okay, it’s hot
I’ll call the cab