hello, hello!
Welcome to your first night in the place where the pizza is hot and the fun brings light
Now you saw us in the local news, what made your thought presume this was the job for you? What will you do?
Between 12 AM, and the break of dawn, the toys start to glitch from when they power on
You got your cameras and your flashlight, what more is there to need?
Just be quick, just be ready ‘cause they’re pretty scary
Just be very, very wary as the night goes on
I may be there in the beginning, but not for long
I pre-recorded messages to keep you alive! (I’m not here all night)
‘Cause I’m the Phone Guy
I’m here to take the care and the fear, once the time ends near I will not be here
Yeah, I’m the Phone Guy, ring, ring, these are all the rules I bring
There’s not a lot of time before I trust you to survive
Yeah, I’m the Phone Guy, tick-tock, watch the hours on the clock
Time has arisen to be careful of decisions you make
I am the Phone Guy
Yes, I am the Phone Guy
Hey, hey, how ya doin’? Now the first night was fine, but there’s a deep dark warning for the future up ahead, so divine
Now you see, the Pirate Cove is a blare, just keep an eye on the guy, and you’ll be prepared
Now the rest of the bunch, well, I’m not too sure because the next thing you know, they’re outside your door
So don’t forget my simple methods and just use your light before they take your body and they leave you to die
Be very, very wary that the battery drains, so preserve your only tools, and your life remains
Keep the light shining bright for the final night! (I’m not here all night)
‘Cause I’m the Phone Guy
I’m here to take the care and the fear, once the time ends near I will not be here
Yeah, I’m the Phone Guy, ring, ring, these are all the rules I bring
There’s not a lot of time before I trust you to survive
Yeah, I’m the Phone Guy, tick-tock, watch the hours on the clock
Time has arisen to be careful of decisions you make
I am the Phone Guy
Yes, I am the Phone Guy
Hey there dude, glad you’re back! The last security guard just couldn’t pick up the slack
So now, you’re the new guy picking up the job, so just please understand this nightmare never stops
So we built it up from scratch, takin’ the crap, takin’ the stuff that wouldn’t work 'cause we all know all the broken stuff just makes you go berserk
To add suspension, the attention in this attraction
Check the vents for your protection from the broken down hallucinations
In the past, they said they stuffed you in a suit
You know, the cover up story sounds kinda cute
Just remember now, that everything’s gonna be fine
Because your darkest thoughts are all in your mind
Now before I leave, I just remembered we found a Toy
A freaking robot with brains, oh, what a joy
So I’ll pass you recordings of the original voice
See, he’ll never leave you be, so just listen
You don’t have a choice
Take what you have learned and become the master (Tick-tock on the clock, and we’re never gonna stop)
Then you’ll be safe when I’m not around
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh (Hey, ah)
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey (I’m the Phone Guy)
Hey, hey, hey (Yeah, I’m the Phone Guy, yeah, I’m the Phone Guy)
‘Cause I’m the Phone Guy
I’m here to take the care and the fear, once the time ends near I will not be here
Yeah, I’m the Phone Guy, ring, ring, these are all the rules I bring
There’s not a lot of time before I trust you to survive
Yeah, I’m the Phone Guy, tick-tock, watch the hours on the clock
Time has arisen to be careful of decisions you make
I am the Phone Guy
Yes, I am the Phone Guy