dumbest fucking thing youve said

[Tadpole]

put quotes in this

[A Former User]

“ivody”

[YaBoiPhantom]

“what is oxygen” followed by getting yelled at by my bsf in spanish-

[Tadpole]

pizza
pasta
put it in a box

[A Former User]

i dont know uhh
“subscribe to technojoel and friends or solo lol” on youtube

[A Former User]

“i fuccing hate tables”

[A Former User]

Lmao, when I said “I love you” to him (‘:

[scarlet lol]

“maybe”

[A Former User]

“you’re like my soul-mate.”

[Flip Ditcher]

“I just unstuffed the crust!” - Me last evening with my parents when we were eating pizza.

[JDP_Random]

Did you know 1 plus 1 is eleventeen
#Infinite IQ

[A Former User]

JDP_Random eleventeen

[JDP_Random]

@X-Cyx-X yea im very good at math

[Ky.Is.High.]

when i told him ¨i like you¨

[A Former User]

I haven’t came out to my mom yet when I said this. Here is the dialogue.

Movie plays
…
Lesbian Sex

Me: "Heh. Nice. "

Mom: “What do you mean?”

Me forgetting my mom was even In the room with me: “Shit-”

My mom concerningly Looks my direction and I need to explain how I’m not gay (But I am actually Bi but I don’t tell her)

Days later aka two days ago My mom asked me If I’m bi I deny then she goes on to explain that she exepts me as her daughter (Me in my head cackling Cause I’m trans and have been for a year now)

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Non-binary cough fear street cough

[A Former User]

@X-Cyx-X I was Scard as fluff DRENCHED Practically taking a back in my own SWEAT And I was stuttering. It was obvious I was Bi Lol

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Non-binary 💀💀 damn bro had to go into full detail too

[Tadpole]

OH LOOK, SPERM

[alyx.iz.in.starzz]

“i dont think a particle of dust wants to touch your d!ck. Your boxers must be traumatized”