sing the lyrics with me im bored

[A Former User]

Toast™ Here’s a tip for straining pasta
Here’s a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Poptart_Yeeter AND A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS OF ALL THE CHARACTERS IN HARRY POTTER FUCKING EACH OTHER
ʷᵉˡᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳⁿᵉᵗ

[A Former User]

Toast™ ~~that line always catches me off g-~~Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don’t act surprised, you know you like it, you whore

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Poptart_Yeeter SEE A MAN BEHEADED, GET OFFENDED, SEE A SHRINK
show us pictures of your children tell us every thought you think

[A Former User]

Toast™ Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here’s a healthy breakfast option

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Poptart_Yeeter ᵧₒᵤ ₛₕₒᵤₗ𝒹 ₖᵢₗₗ ᵧₒᵤᵣ ₘₒₘ
heres why women never fuck you
HERES HOW YOU CAN BUILD A BOMB

[A Former User]

Toast™ Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Poptart_Yeeter a little bit of anything, all of the time?
Apathy’s a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
everything and anything
all of the time

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Poptart_Yeeter *which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp are you emo quiz ahh-

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Poptart_Yeeter stf-

[A Former User]

Toast™ Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy’s a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp no

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Poptart_Yeeter epic electric piano bit
You know…
sigh
It wasn’t always like this…

[A Former User]

Toast™ Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs
Travel blogs
A chat room or two

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Poptart_Yeeter we set our sights and spent our nights
waiting…
for you!
you…

[A Former User]

Toast™ insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Poptart_Yeeter now look at you…
oh
look at you
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[A Former User]

Toast™ Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now
Your inside’s out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we’ll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Poptart_Yeeter ominous piano
Hahaha.
Ahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
inhale