sing the lyrics with me im bored

[A Former User]

YourLocalSansFangirl Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here’s a healthy breakfast option

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Poptart_Yeeter ᵧₒᵤ ₛₕₒᵤₗ𝒹 ₖᵢₗₗ ᵧₒᵤᵣ ₘₒₘ
heres why women never fuck you
HERES HOW YOU CAN BUILD A BOMB

[A Former User]

YourLocalSansFangirl Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Poptart_Yeeter a little bit of anything, all of the time?
Apathy’s a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
everything and anything
all of the time

[Your Local Ghostface Simp]

@Poptart_Yeeter *which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz

[A Former User]

ִ ࣪𖤐⋆˖⁺‧₊☽𝔅𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔞☾₊‧⁺˖⋆ִ ࣪𖤐 are you emo quiz ahh-

[Your Local Ghostface Simp]

@Poptart_Yeeter stf-

[A Former User]

YourLocalSansFangirl Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy’s a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

[A Former User]

ִ ࣪𖤐⋆˖⁺‧₊☽𝔅𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔞☾₊‧⁺˖⋆ִ ࣪𖤐 no

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Poptart_Yeeter epic electric piano bit
You know…
sigh
It wasn’t always like this…

[A Former User]

YourLocalSansFangirl Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs
Travel blogs
A chat room or two

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Poptart_Yeeter we set our sights and spent our nights
waiting…
for you!
you…

[A Former User]

YourLocalSansFangirl insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Poptart_Yeeter now look at you…
oh
look at you
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[A Former User]

YourLocalSansFangirl Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now
Your inside’s out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we’ll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Poptart_Yeeter ominous piano
Hahaha.
Ahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
inhale

[A Former User]

YourLocalSansFangirl AAAAAAAAAA-

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Poptart_Yeeter could i interest you in everything
all of the time?
a bit of anything
all of the time

[A Former User]

YourLocalSansFangirl Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy’s a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Poptart_Yeeter yippee.
WAAAH-