New fancy profile, check it out! (૭ ｡•̀ ᵕ •́｡ )૭

[tea.and.crumpets]

@PopTart_Yeeter Too bad. This isn’t starbucks. This is Starfucks.

[A Former User]

 Seriously? oh shit i ran out of Fucks to give to the cashers to pay for my drink

[tea.and.crumpets]

@PopTart_Yeeter There will be consequences for that.

[Sphinx]

@PopTart_Yeeter

[A Former User]

⋆ ˚｡ ⋆୨𝚂𝚙𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚡୧⋆ ˚｡ ⋆ real <33333

[A Former User]

 what would the consequences be?

[tea.and.crumpets]

@PopTart_Yeeter Some rather… unpleasant ones. The type of consequences Lavender would love to dish out. It’s in the name.

[A Former User]

 I’m QuAkInG iN mY BoOtS

[tea.and.crumpets]

@PopTart_Yeeter fuck off

[A Former User]

 After you <3

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

How’d this go from a profile check post, to a roast Kai post 🙏

[tea.and.crumpets]

@PopTart_Yeeter Ladies first. Oh, sorry. You’re not a lady. I forgot. Men first.

[A Former User]

 If we’re going with that route, eldest first, gramps

[tea.and.crumpets]

@PopTart_Yeeter Hey don’t call me that, I’m not that old. Presto is the gramps. Oh, and also, no.

[A Former User]

 Well. You’re old in my eyes <3

[Bandit]

 said in New fancy profile, check it out! (૭ ｡•̀ ᵕ •́｡ )૭:

Presto is the gramps

. >:/

[tea.and.crumpets]

𝓑𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽 IT’S TRUE.