Meet "The Queen," The Voice of Assimilation! (TW: Eyes/possibly disturbing imagery)
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@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp
Type shi -
@Pho sheβs unfortunately supposed to look a lot more grotesque than this (really gaunt, really bad eyebags, etc) but I can only do so much in picrews
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@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp
Can I be assimilated now? -
@Pho itβs already begun. Welcome to The Board, Jester.
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β¦ Iβm the jester? π
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@Pho no, noβ¦thatβs just your rank. The newly assimilated are all Jesters, the lowest rank in the Board. You have yet to have value to Assimilation, because you have not sacrificed for him.
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@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp
This all seems rather complicatedβ¦
How about I just bribe the emperor and whatnot so I can be his second in command? -
@Pho there is no Emperor, silly! Thereβs my Queensboyβmy significant otherβbut otherwise the highest rank you could reach would be a Bishop! And those are just the loyal servants. Below them are the Knights, who enforce the teachings of Assimilation, and then the largest group, the Rooks. They are the humble main class.
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@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp
Assimilation more like askibidilation -
why did I say that
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Pheo giggling
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@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp I wanna be a jester Q-Q
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@Blanket-Child Jester is the lowliest class, and you are automatically a Jester when you are Assimilated and Accepted into The Board. Though, I will admitβ¦those who stay Jesters are often released from The Board, as they havenβt proved themselves to Assimilation.
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@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp Aw :Cβ¦
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@Blanket-Child unfortunately Assimilation gets bored with those who are not willing to sacrifice something.
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@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp Iβd give her my shiniesβ¦
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@Blanket-Child do they hold high value to you? He will accept offerings of high value to the offeree. Dare I say, he prefers them.
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@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp YAAAAAAAAAY!!!
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@Blanket-Child Assimilation will be pleased. Welcome to The Board, Rook. You are now part of the main class.
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@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp Wuts the main class :v??
