Meet "The Queen," The Voice of Assimilation! (TW: Eyes/possibly disturbing imagery)

[Pheo]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp
Can I be assimilated now?

[Your Local Freak]

@Pho it’s already begun. Welcome to The Board, Jester.

[Pheo]

… I’m the jester? 😭

[Your Local Freak]

@Pho no, no…that’s just your rank. The newly assimilated are all Jesters, the lowest rank in the Board. You have yet to have value to Assimilation, because you have not sacrificed for him.

[Pheo]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp
This all seems rather complicated…
How about I just bribe the emperor and whatnot so I can be his second in command?

[Your Local Freak]

@Pho there is no Emperor, silly! There’s my Queensboy–my significant other–but otherwise the highest rank you could reach would be a Bishop! And those are just the loyal servants. Below them are the Knights, who enforce the teachings of Assimilation, and then the largest group, the Rooks. They are the humble main class.

[Pheo]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp
Assimilation more like askibidilation

[Pheo]

why did I say that

[Your Local Freak]

Pheo giggling

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp I wanna be a jester Q-Q

[Your Local Freak]

@Blanket-Child Jester is the lowliest class, and you are automatically a Jester when you are Assimilated and Accepted into The Board. Though, I will admit…those who stay Jesters are often released from The Board, as they haven’t proved themselves to Assimilation.

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp Aw :C…

[Your Local Freak]

@Blanket-Child unfortunately Assimilation gets bored with those who are not willing to sacrifice something.

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp I’d give her my shinies…

[Your Local Freak]

@Blanket-Child do they hold high value to you? He will accept offerings of high value to the offeree. Dare I say, he prefers them.

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp YAAAAAAAAAY!!!

[Your Local Freak]

@Blanket-Child Assimilation will be pleased. Welcome to The Board, Rook. You are now part of the main class.

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp Wuts the main class :v??

[Your Local Freak]

@Blanket-Child the main class of The Board is the Rooks.

They are the humble working/main class. They are simple citizens.
However, should you want to climb the ranks of The Board, you can always sacrifice something of greater value and become a Knight, perhaps even a Bishop, if he deems it so.

Even I must admit, climbing the ranks of The Board is not easy, but you have been accepted, so of course, there is an accomplishment to be proud of.

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp SHWAG!!! >:3