Meet "The Queen," The Voice of Assimilation! (TW: Eyes/possibly disturbing imagery)

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp I wanna be a jester Q-Q

[Your Local Freak]

@Blanket-Child Jester is the lowliest class, and you are automatically a Jester when you are Assimilated and Accepted into The Board. Though, I will admit…those who stay Jesters are often released from The Board, as they haven’t proved themselves to Assimilation.

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp Aw :C…

[Your Local Freak]

@Blanket-Child unfortunately Assimilation gets bored with those who are not willing to sacrifice something.

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp I’d give her my shinies…

[Your Local Freak]

@Blanket-Child do they hold high value to you? He will accept offerings of high value to the offeree. Dare I say, he prefers them.

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp YAAAAAAAAAY!!!

[Your Local Freak]

@Blanket-Child Assimilation will be pleased. Welcome to The Board, Rook. You are now part of the main class.

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp Wuts the main class :v??

[Your Local Freak]

@Blanket-Child the main class of The Board is the Rooks.

They are the humble working/main class. They are simple citizens.
However, should you want to climb the ranks of The Board, you can always sacrifice something of greater value and become a Knight, perhaps even a Bishop, if he deems it so.

Even I must admit, climbing the ranks of The Board is not easy, but you have been accepted, so of course, there is an accomplishment to be proud of.

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp SHWAG!!! >:3