Meet "The Queen," The Voice of Assimilation! (TW: Eyes/possibly disturbing imagery)

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Pho she’s unfortunately supposed to look a lot more grotesque than this (really gaunt, really bad eyebags, etc) but I can only do so much in picrews

[Pheo]

˜”*°•.˜”*°•ᴅᴇꜱᴅᴇᴍᴏɴᴀ ꜱʟᴀᴛᴇʀ•°*”˜.•°*”˜
Can I be assimilated now?

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Pho it’s already begun. Welcome to The Board, Jester.

[Pheo]

… I’m the jester? 😭

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Pho no, no…that’s just your rank. The newly assimilated are all Jesters, the lowest rank in the Board. You have yet to have value to Assimilation, because you have not sacrificed for him.

[Pheo]

˜”*°•.˜”*°•ᴅᴇꜱᴅᴇᴍᴏɴᴀ ꜱʟᴀᴛᴇʀ•°*”˜.•°*”˜
This all seems rather complicated…
How about I just bribe the emperor and whatnot so I can be his second in command?

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Pho there is no Emperor, silly! There’s my Queensboy–my significant other–but otherwise the highest rank you could reach would be a Bishop! And those are just the loyal servants. Below them are the Knights, who enforce the teachings of Assimilation, and then the largest group, the Rooks. They are the humble main class.

[Pheo]

˜”*°•.˜”*°•ᴅᴇꜱᴅᴇᴍᴏɴᴀ ꜱʟᴀᴛᴇʀ•°*”˜.•°*”˜
Assimilation more like askibidilation

[Pheo]

why did I say that

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Pheo giggling

[Blanket Child]

˜”*°•.˜”*°•ᴅᴇꜱᴅᴇᴍᴏɴᴀ ꜱʟᴀᴛᴇʀ•°*”˜.•°*”˜ I wanna be a jester Q-Q