I'm bored roast me.
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Youโre so dense, light bends around you.
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Lucinda.. youโre the reason why instructions on soap exists
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Your social skills are so weak, you make introverts look like party animals.
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Youโre not arguing, youโre just explaining why youโre wrong.
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Iโm not saying youโre old, but I heard the early bird special is calling your name.
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youre built like big mom from one piece
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Your brain is like a browser with too many tabs open, nothingโs working properly.
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Youโre so forgetful, youโd forget your head if it wasnโt attached.
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youre so fat u make caseoh look like a string bean
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Your life is like a puzzle, except all the pieces are missing and the picture is of a disappointment.
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Youโre so irrelevant, Iโm starting to think youโre a myth.
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youre so short u make me look like a girraffe
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Your personality is like a undone pizza with no toppings, boring and flavorless.
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Youโre so slow, Iโve seen paint dry faster than your wit.
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Lucinda.. Youโre so ugly nickado avocado ran from you for so long he became skinny
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youre so cringe u make my other accountโs bio look cool
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Iโm not saying youโre a bad people person, but youโd struggle with small talk.
Iโm not saying youโre a bad problem solver, but youโd get stuck on a simple puzzle.
Your creativity is like a blank canvas.
Youโre so bad at taking risks, youโd play it safe even when itโs not safe.
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Iโm not saying youโre a bad listener, but youโd fall asleep during a conversation.
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Iโm not saying youโre a bad team player, but youโd sabotage your own team.
