Story from a very long time ago

[A Former User]

So about oh crap 4-5-6 years ago I went to the Renaissance festival in my state and worked there for a bit and I met a falconer that I’m pretty close friends with now and I would be at their falconry booth holding falcons telling people a bit about them and lu my favorite falcon he is like such a goof ball and you know someone walks past with a turkey leg right and I look at my friend and I’m like hey uh lu’s going to go after that turkey leg we need to get that guy away from the tent and he’s like yeah give me a sec and he walks over to the guy they talk for a bit and now lu is staring DEAD AT THE GUY’S TURKEY LEG and I’m like oh shit- and lu starts ruffling his feathers like he’s about to take off so I’m like hey insert friends name here lu isn’t acting right and he was like ok you need to go now so the on guy leaves and well then lu proceeds to TAKE OFF after the guy and luckily I had his lead so I hold onto his lead and this bird proceeds to SWOOP DOWN AT ME and I’m just like tf is he going for OH OH WAIT ITS NOT WHAT ITS WHO HE’S COMING AFTER MY ASS and well I just hold my arm out and he just fakes me out and gracefully lands on my fucking glove. ANYWAYS about a year ago I found the falconry tent and my friend was there and I have his phone number now and I’m getting a free drumset from him so now I’ll have 2 drumsets in my house… and lu is still there and healthy.

[Lorak]

Ok.