How many (insert choir voice part here) does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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- How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
a. ONE! She holds it up, and the world revolves around her. - How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
a. THREE! One to actually do the work, and the others to sit and complain they can’t reach that high. - How many tenors does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
a. SIX! One to actually reach it, and the others to complain that they weren’t asked. - How many bases does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a. ZERO! They’d rather just walk around and bang their shins in the dark basement. (Bass-ment…)
- How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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@Your-Local-Reaper coughs in bass
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@Flip-Ditcher HAH.
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@Your-Local-Reaper let it be known that i and one other person single handedly carry our section. i will be suing you for defamation. /j
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@Your-Local-Reaper bass hole
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@Flip-Ditcher At least you chose to cough tho- clearing your throat is rlly bad for you-
Sobs in soprano who’s voice teacher is literally her mom -
@Flip-Ditcher alright. Have fun.
