sing the lyrics with me im bored
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@Flip-Ditcher that wasnt very swag of you, broski
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@Poptart_Yeeter WELCOME TO THE INTERNET
put your cares aside -
Toast well what’re you gonna do about it
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Toast Here’s a tip for straining pasta
Here’s a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports -
@Poptart_Yeeter AND A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS OF ALL THE CHARACTERS IN HARRY POTTER FUCKING EACH OTHER
ʷᵉˡᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳⁿᵉᵗ -
Toast ~~that line always catches me off g-~~Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don’t act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
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@Poptart_Yeeter SEE A MAN BEHEADED, GET OFFENDED, SEE A SHRINK
show us pictures of your children tell us every thought you think -
Toast Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here’s a healthy breakfast option -
@Poptart_Yeeter ᵧₒᵤ ₛₕₒᵤₗ𝒹 ₖᵢₗₗ ᵧₒᵤᵣ ₘₒₘ
heres why women never fuck you
HERES HOW YOU CAN BUILD A BOMB -
Toast Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time? -
@Poptart_Yeeter a little bit of anything, all of the time?
Apathy’s a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
everything and anything
all of the time -
@Poptart_Yeeter *which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
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@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp
are you emo quizahh- -
@Poptart_Yeeter stf-
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Toast Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy’s a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time -
@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp no
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@Poptart_Yeeter epic electric piano bit
You know…
sigh
It wasn’t always like this… -
Toast Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs
Travel blogs
A chat room or two -
@Poptart_Yeeter we set our sights and spent our nights
waiting…
for you!
you… -
Toast insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do
