'hear me out car-'
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looks at nonexistent camera and whispers*
guys blake doesnβt know this but carrie isnβt lesbian, i just want him to stop dreaming of unconsentually making out with her
shhhhhh
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@bootyshaker9000 said in 'hear me out car-':
unconsentually making out
NO? I was gonna take her out for an ice cream sundae UnU
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@bootyshaker9000 you know iβm fruity- UnU-
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carrie: holds up crucifix and runs away
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@bootyshaker9000
black pearl cookie: fucking destroys a boat
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@bootyshaker9000 Damn-
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Blake lets put it this way
carrie woudl cry if anyone hugged her bc she never gets that but if you hugged her sheβd cry in another way
(βhey bbgβ¦ wanna go out for ice ceram?β)
[βSCREAMS AND RUNS AWYAβ]
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@bootyshaker9000 β¦Girl fuck you
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Blake ok how would ypu rizz up carrie fine iβll give you a chance
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@bootyshaker9000
Wanna learn how to ride somethinβ pretty big? I MEAN MY HEART- /j my serious thing tho βGirl, you my pinkie toe bc i wanna bang you
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Blake said in 'hear me out car-':
@bootyshaker9000
βGirl, you my pinkie toe bc i wanna bang you
βunconsentually making out
NO? I was gonna take her out for an ice cream sundae UnU
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@bootyshaker9000
carrie: βuh- whatβ¦?β
carrie: bites lip βare you my eye bc i wanna carve your insides out and hold your empty corpse in my basementβ
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@bootyshaker9000 A- Yerp Iβll just- Date my pillow
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Blake βim done with romance rnβ
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@bootyshaker9000 i am done with romance rn
also, no leave me and my pillow waifu alone OvO
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Blake blake- sigh.
is anything wrong? do you need to talk about it? bc no sane person talks like that
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@bootyshaker9000 IβM PERFECTLY FINE SAY YES TO NO SAY PIZZA TO DRUGS >:3
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Blake STOP I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOUβRE TALKING ABOUT-
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