'hear me out car-'

Blake

@bootyshaker9000

Wanna learn how to ride somethin’ pretty big? I MEAN MY HEART- /j my serious thing tho “Girl, you my pinkie toe bc i wanna bang you ”

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@bootyshaker9000

“Girl, you my pinkie toe bc i wanna bang you ”

unconsentually making out

NO? I was gonna take her out for an ice cream sundae UnU

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@bootyshaker9000

carrie: “uh- what…?”

carrie: bites lip “are you my eye bc i wanna carve your insides out and hold your empty corpse in my basement”

Blake

@bootyshaker9000 A- Yerp I’ll just- Date my pillow

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Blake ‘im done with romance rn’

get tf off your pillow

Blake

@bootyshaker9000 i am done with romance rn

also, no leave me and my pillow waifu alone OvO

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Blake blake- sigh.

is anything wrong? do you need to talk about it? bc no sane person talks like that

Blake

@bootyshaker9000 I’M PERFECTLY FINE SAY YES TO NO SAY PIZZA TO DRUGS >:3

Blake STOP I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT-

Blake