What baby names should I do for my baby boy?

[Sphinx]

I need to savvvveeee up
I did some calculations and I should be able to afford him in a matter of weeks and maybe some extra stuff like binkies and clothes for the little man
Only if I get an allowance or job… I will be looking for a job soon and for an allowance… I’ll ask my parents once their financially stable- well they are but I just don’t want them stressing more than they are now since we are moving

[Sphinx]

Blake I was told from two moderators from an amazing Reddit group that the baby was real and was even sent many pictures and reviews from people who got the baby

[Blake]

Sphinx My selective reading ass went “THE BABY IS REAL?!?!” But, good for you. Haunted objects are- “Fun”

[Sphinx]

Oh and there’s videos too but here are some of the reviews

The baby also has a 4.9 rating and the only bad reviews was just talking about the seams but that’s expected when getting a cheap silicone baby like this, besides he will be wearing swaddles and long sleeves, gloves, and hats often and I won’t change him like that

[Sphinx]

Blake lolololll

[Blake]

Sphinx I love dolls and shit like that I- Totally don’t- Have a plethora of stuffed animals- N O P E- …

[Sphinx]

Blake I only have one stuffed animal cause that’s all I could bring when I ran away 😭😭

I also needed the one stuffed animal for support cause it’s the only thing of my little sister 😔😔

[Blake]

Sphinx Oh… God damn…

[Sphinx]

Blake yeahhhh

[Sphinx]

That’s why ik getting a babbyyyyy!! For emotional support

Fat babby

[A Former User]

Sphinx ooh i have one of those dolls! They’re really interesting.

If you’re getting silicone though, just know that they DO get really sticky, and get hair on them n such. you gotta bathe the boy, then after you dry them, put baby powder on, so they’re not sticky.

[Blake]

Sphinx FAT BABY >:3

[Sphinx]

@bootyshaker9000 does baby powder do good or do I need to get a silicone velvet powder like this one?

[Sphinx]

Blake FAT BABBY 👹

[Blake]

Sphinx FAT BABBY

[A Former User]

Sphinx idk i used baby powder for mine, it worked. obviously hair n stuff still stuck on due to the texture but he had to be washed significantly less

[Sphinx]

@bootyshaker9000 oh okay, and if I do get colored clothes or clothes with color does he have to wear something white under like a onesie to reduce transfer?

[A Former User]

Sphinx well if you make sure the baby powder’s applied right then it won’t transfer much onto the clothes.

[Sphinx]

@bootyshaker9000 oh no I mean the colors of the clothes onto the baby haha

Some people say that if you get vibrant colors or colors at all it could lead to the baby having like color splotches on its skin or something

[A Former User]

Sphinx oh, i’ve never had that happen to me.