I can sleep through anything
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A factory just blew up behind my house last night, shook the entire town I live in from the shockwave, and I only found out this morning that it happened.
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Blanket Child im crying WHAT???
Just a gay piece of trash atp
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Blanket Child I’d also like to add that I fell off my bed from the shockwave, and still slept.
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hospitalizesmallchildren I have the survival instincts of a fucking panda
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Blanket Child dawg you got the survival instincts of a fucking chewed on stick
Just a gay piece of trash atp
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Blanket Child thats genuinely fucking wild bro
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hospitalizesmallchildren The plant is literally right behind my house
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Blanket Child falling on the floor and not waking up is fucking insane
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Tbh I fall off my bed every morning sooo– -
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hospitalizesmallchildren Just built diff ongggg (I’m getting wiped when the clanker war happens)
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pa plant injures 4 and several people were injured in the same article
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Blanket Child survival instincts of a brick
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if i heard that at 6 years old I probably wouldve thought i was about to get kidnapped by aliens because the sound was a UFO landing in my back yard *this happened once
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quasar I mean the assumption, I wasnt kidnapped by aliens ever I swear
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My mom keeps telling me she was banged by aliens and had me
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how can aliens kidnap you if you ARE the alien
“He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away.”
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Blanket Child said in I can sleep through anything:
My mom keeps telling me she was banged by aliens and had me
that is a WILD. Statement
