I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS

Creati132

1 "Go kill yourself motherfucker"
2 "You damn whore"
3 "I can take you out in one kick, i'm waaaaay taller"
4 "Your life must suck if you're this fucking annoying"
5 "Honestly, I'd be friends with you if you weren't so childish"
6 "Grow up, asshole"

I need comebacks for them all, please and thank you :)

Creati132

Pleeeeeeeeeease, a bitchy person said these to me and I NEED to demolish her at her own game.

Creati132

I give upppppp T^T

BubblyStars

say this or somethin

“Short people can wear heels or fix their problems with handy tools, but ugly is kind of a dead end. What do you plan to do about it?”

You’re the reason God created the middle finger.

BubblyStars

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.

Creati132

@BubblyStars THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

BubblyStars

@Creati132 Yw c :

jun

@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:

2 "You damn whore"

how do you think you were created? : o

meow meow man

@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:

2 "You damn whore"

"dont turn me on like that" [ive used it and its scared people]

@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:

Your life must suck if you're this fucking annoying

"no, you must live in a laboratory because you're such a smartass."

@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:

1 "Go kill yourself motherfucker"

"Not if I kill you first"

{_𝐘𝐋𝐋_}

@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:

3 "I can take you out in one kick, i'm waaaaay taller"

"Clearly you don't know this fact but because ur "waaaaaay" taller than me, I can actually live longer while you'll be 6ft underground or cremated. Nobody will remember you, they'll just go on with their lives because you my "friend" are just a waste of space, air and sperm."

@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:

Your life must suck if you're this fucking annoying

At least I have a life :)

{_𝐘𝐋𝐋_}

@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:

1 "Go kill yourself motherfucker"

"If I wanted to die, I would climb up your big ass ego and jump down to your I.Q."

{_𝐘𝐋𝐋_}

@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:

4 "Your life must suck if you're this fucking annoying"

"Sorry we're you saying something? I couldn't hear you because you're musty hot ass breath is in my face. Stand 6ft away from me please and thank you."

{_𝐘𝐋𝐋_}

@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:

5 "Honestly, I'd be friends with you if you weren't so childish"

"Then why are you still here? Do you like my company or something? Ya lonely?"

{_𝐘𝐋𝐋_}

@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:

6 "Grow up, asshole"

"So i'm assuming you pay for your phone bill, your moms house, the water bill, the electrical bill *AND* the light bill?"
"Since we're "Growing up" now?"

{_𝐘𝐋𝐋_}

@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:

2 "You damn whore"

"At least I wasn't made on the side of the road no wonder you smell so musty?"

{_𝐘𝐋𝐋_}

I have way too much free time now-

But anyways, hope those help lmao

Hexed.To.Death

@Your-Local-Lesbian not to burst ur bubble but isn't that a Reddit reply ;v;