What word begins with M ends in arriage and it’s a mans favorite thing? Miscarriage. This joke never gets old. just like the baby.

if you agree with something/someone (especially in politics) that i believe to be very fucked up, we can NOT hang we can NOT be friends we can NOT eat chocolate cake together we can NOT blast the reese’s puffs rap in front of a daycare together you are OUT of my life.

@alex and furthermore, why did people have to ruin the internet by not being able to take some negative feedback?

furthermore, and i know this is common sense, but if i’ve blocked you or made it very clear that i dont want to talk to you, don’t do things like making alt accounts that either pretend to be someone else or that just harrass me to unblock you. also dont tell other people to tell me to unblock you. if i have blocked you on anything, it was for a reason. I. DONT. WANT. TO. TALK. TO. YOU. AGAIN. YOU. WEIRD. BITCH. FUCK OFF.

idk how much this means to the -2 people who read this shit but i love all of yall so fuckin much

man shut your bitchass the fuck up thats why youre built like a melting snowman with harlequin ichthyosis, a dildo for a nose, and rotten oranges for nipples. nobody is scared of you bro. you are not him so stop making yourself out to be this big bad guy you dusty bitchass motherfucker. you absolute fucking hoe. you aint shit bruh so get your ursula built ass out of here bro.

i drink dirt soda and like it

and neither does giving the homies a kiss goodnight at the sleepover

finneass <33 said in wanna know something crazy?:

i learned in the college class im taking

i was just about to asky why tf was this in “school” until i saw that lmao

@BlueSpeed better question; why are they not in mine

@Your-Local-Reaper i didnt know you had dream stans of your own

i’ve been 14 for a few weeks now, but i might as well say something about my life.
i’m boring.
my life is somewhat mundane and my sense of humor is shit.
with that being said, these past 5 years have been a wild fuckin ride. i’ve been isolating myself, spending less and less time with my family, gaining a crippling r34 addiction, not doing my schoolwork, and breaking my parents trust on multiple occasions. all from ages 9 to 14.
that’s all i got for now.
have a nice day, night, or whatever the fuck.

princessleia1 awww but thats not fun i wanna roast that mf

whats the difference between bigfoot and a hard working african american?

bigfoot was spotted

my irl friend thought nirvana was a clothing brand for the longest time

How do you do a reverse exorcism?
Have the devil tell the priest to exit the child’s body.

I hate it.
I hate how I feel.
I hate how I think you make me feel.
I think you make me feel like I’m not welcome because of what I am.
I think you make me feel like I’m trash because of how I think.

I hate being this broken magnet.
I hate being pulled towards the unconventional while being yanked by what’s normal.
I feel like I’m being split apart by the hedge-maze that I call a brain.

This rainbow is a curse that I can’t fix.
It makes me feel like I don’t belong.
I try to play it off like I’m comfortable in my own skin, my mind, my being.
I’m not.
I’d give away the chance to be rich and famous to be someone-
No, something different.

I look in the mirror and see a rainbow-painted “man”.
I’d throw away seven years of good luck to just snuff out that reflection,
To hope to knock some sense into him.

“Too young to decide.”
When you said that, I believe a year or two ago,
I was filled with fear;
Fear that I’m not welcome- or, won’t be if you knew.

You follow those talking heads,
Treating their words as gospel,
Especially a few that I wish I could step on
Like the chewed piece of gum on the classroom floor that they are
The lies of those false prophets,
Who spew what they do to capitalize on the idiotic worms,
Will merely rot your being.
Don’t be like that.

I’ve been taught by my peers that how I am is “weird”.
I’ve seen people being made fun of for what they can’t control.
It makes me fear for when my time will come when they find out.

I’m afraid.
I’m afraid of you, them, and myself.
I know there’s others within us that are like me
And I know that it’s not inherently wrong,
But I feel like I have to keep this inside
Like a message in a bottle lost at sea,
Potentially never to be found.
Even if it were found,
It’d be best to just toss it back out into the ocean without a second thought.

AND NOW DUCHESS AND A38 JUST POOFED OUT OF EXISTENCE???!!! WTF HAPPENED??!!!

i wrote this for extra credit in my english class btw