What word begins with M ends in arriage and it’s a mans favorite thing? Miscarriage. This joke never gets old. just like the baby.

@alex and furthermore, why did people have to ruin the internet by not being able to take some negative feedback?

if you agree with something/someone (especially in politics) that i believe to be very fucked up, we can NOT hang we can NOT be friends we can NOT eat chocolate cake together we can NOT blast the reese’s puffs rap in front of a daycare together you are OUT of my life.

man shut your bitchass the fuck up thats why youre built like a melting snowman with harlequin ichthyosis, a dildo for a nose, and rotten oranges for nipples. nobody is scared of you bro. you are not him so stop making yourself out to be this big bad guy you dusty bitchass motherfucker. you absolute fucking hoe. you aint shit bruh so get your ursula built ass out of here bro.

idk how much this means to the -2 people who read this shit but i love all of yall so fuckin much

furthermore, and i know this is common sense, but if i’ve blocked you or made it very clear that i dont want to talk to you, don’t do things like making alt accounts that either pretend to be someone else or that just harrass me to unblock you. also dont tell other people to tell me to unblock you. if i have blocked you on anything, it was for a reason. I. DONT. WANT. TO. TALK. TO. YOU. AGAIN. YOU. WEIRD. BITCH. FUCK OFF.

i drink dirt soda and like it

and neither does giving the homies a kiss goodnight at the sleepover

is it so hard to not show your meat on sesame street on the internet? i don’t think it is. i sure hope YOU don’t think it is.

I think this server and the community isn’t really compatible for me and my irony, having to apologise constantly n stuff for otherwise minimal mistakes, I think it’s better to just exit through the back door now, shout out to irlComplex and his stuff, Oddwin is a dope youtuber and i’ll continue to watch, but y’all should grow a thicker skin to be completely honest. Goodbye and farewell. 👋

i’ve been 14 for a few weeks now, but i might as well say something about my life.
i’m boring.
my life is somewhat mundane and my sense of humor is shit.
with that being said, these past 5 years have been a wild fuckin ride. i’ve been isolating myself, spending less and less time with my family, gaining a crippling r34 addiction, not doing my schoolwork, and breaking my parents trust on multiple occasions. all from ages 9 to 14.
that’s all i got for now.
have a nice day, night, or whatever the fuck.

princessleia1 awww but thats not fun i wanna roast that mf

@Thetruepath guys its not that fucking hard to follow the rules

that dumbass forgot her account password

whats the difference between bigfoot and a hard working african american?

bigfoot was spotted

finneass <33 said in wanna know something crazy?:

i learned in the college class im taking

i was just about to asky why tf was this in “school” until i saw that lmao

@BlueSpeed better question; why are they not in mine

Flip Ditcher as much as i love causing chaos and watching chaos be caused (because what else am i gonna do on a tuesday morning with no school) its not that hard to know when to just quit.

How do you do a reverse exorcism?
Have the devil tell the priest to exit the child’s body.