What word begins with M ends in arriage and it’s a mans favorite thing? Miscarriage. This joke never gets old. just like the baby.

if you agree with something/someone (especially in politics) that i believe to be very fucked up, we can NOT hang we can NOT be friends we can NOT eat chocolate cake together we can NOT blast the reese’s puffs rap in front of a daycare together you are OUT of my life.

@alex and furthermore, why did people have to ruin the internet by not being able to take some negative feedback?

furthermore, and i know this is common sense, but if i’ve blocked you or made it very clear that i dont want to talk to you, don’t do things like making alt accounts that either pretend to be someone else or that just harrass me to unblock you. also dont tell other people to tell me to unblock you. if i have blocked you on anything, it was for a reason. I. DONT. WANT. TO. TALK. TO. YOU. AGAIN. YOU. WEIRD. BITCH. FUCK OFF.

finneass <33 said in wanna know something crazy?:

i learned in the college class im taking

i was just about to asky why tf was this in “school” until i saw that lmao

I think this server and the community isn’t really compatible for me and my irony, having to apologise constantly n stuff for otherwise minimal mistakes, I think it’s better to just exit through the back door now, shout out to irlComplex and his stuff, Oddwin is a dope youtuber and i’ll continue to watch, but y’all should grow a thicker skin to be completely honest. Goodbye and farewell. 👋

idk how much this means to the -2 people who read this shit but i love all of yall so fuckin much

man shut your bitchass the fuck up thats why youre built like a melting snowman with harlequin ichthyosis, a dildo for a nose, and rotten oranges for nipples. nobody is scared of you bro. you are not him so stop making yourself out to be this big bad guy you dusty bitchass motherfucker. you absolute fucking hoe. you aint shit bruh so get your ursula built ass out of here bro.

@Your-Local-Reaper i didnt know you had dream stans of your own

that dumbass forgot her account password

i drink dirt soda and like it

zofya do you have literally any proof of this bc now is the time to show it

you remember your human mortality and realize that you’ve made nothing but a fool of yourself for the past 15 years of your life trying to pursue a dream that you now will never change the fact that you lie to and hurt everybody around you and just generally have a negative impact on those who even breathe in your direction which then reminds you about all the simpleton mistakes you’ve made and makes you feel undeserving of life and makes you want to kill yourself but then you remember that there’s too many people that’d care about your death despite the fact that you constantly fuck them over everyday by just existing which then leads you to wishing you were never born but then you remember a convo your mom was having on the phone that you overheard where she said that if she didn’t have you then she’d be in jail or dead which then just leads you with two options, with those options being take yourself out now and just hope that people move on and not go batshit or just live like a fucking loser for the rest of your life, which’ll lead you to such a sad and insignificant life that you’ll kill yourself before you even graduate highschool anyway…
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and then you tell yourself “shut yo bitchass up and finish your homework”?

bc all the people who didnt like them either quit, got banned, or deletd their accounts so im just like “I GUESS I HAD THE LAST LAUGH NOW, DIDNT I, BITCH???”

STOP BEING SO STUBORN
STOP ACTING LIKE EVERYTHING IS FINE
STOP BLAMING THE SCANNER THE DOCTORS HAD TO USE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS CAUSING YOUR HEADACHES
STOP PRETENDING THAT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS WRONG WHEN THERE’S COMPANY OVER
STOP ACTING LIKE THE MEDS ARE GONNA KILL YOU WHEN YOU ALREADY TAKE A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT PILLS FOR YOUR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, BECAUSE AT THAT POINT, WHAT’S ONE MORE?
STOP DEPRIVING YOURSELF OF THOSE MEDS UNTIL THE LAST SECOND BECAUSE DOING THAT MEANS YOU’RE NOT LETTING YOUR BRAIN AND BODY ADAPT TO THEM. THAT’S WHY YOUR SLEEP HAS BEEN TERRIBLE. THAT’S WHY YOU’RE GROWING MORE AND MORE IRRITABLE. THAT’S WHY YOUR HANDS ARE SHAKING ALL THE TIME.
and finally, and pardon this foul language that’s about to infiltrate your innocent, Christian ears, STOP ACTING SO FUCKING R######D. FOR FUCKS SAKE, EITHER TAKE THE MEDICINE YOURSELF OR JUST WAIT FOR SOMEBODY, YOU KNOW WHO, TO FORCE IT INTO YOU, WHICH I KNOW YOU DON’T WANT.

again, you already take a plethora of medicine to take care of your high blood pressure, what’s ONE MORE that you won’t even have to take forever, which is something you’re SOOOOO scared of when you already have that happening to you already… WITH THE FUCKING SHIT THAT’S TREATING YOUR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE! FOR FUCK’S SAKE, YOU’RE IN YOUR SIXTIES, WOMAN! i understand this is new to you, but you literally have people around you who have either overcome or are ACTIVELY going through mental health problems, like, oh i don’t know, YOUR DAUGHTER IN LAW, aka, MY FUCKING MOM! SHE HAS BEEN GIVING YOU ADVICE TIME AFTER TIME AFTER TIME AFTER SODDING T I M E AND YOU HAVE TAKEN NONE OF IT! again, i understand this is a new thing for you and you don’t really understand it at all, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR GOD, STOP BLAMING IT ON BULLSHIT AND FUCKING WOMAN UP.

and to the man who isnt really doing much to help (ik im currently doing that to stfu i just gotta get this off my chest), STOP TELLING HER TO JUST PRAY IT AWAY. YOUR GOD ISN’T GOING TO FIX LITERALLY EVERYTHING, SOME SHIT YOU GOTTA JUST WORK OUT YOURSELF OR GET HELP FROM OTHERS. TELLING HER TO PRAY IT AWAY ISN’T GONNA DO DICK. and, i know you’re HIGHLY frustrated with her not taking the medication she literally HAS TO TAKE and, at some point, will be FORCED into her if she continues to refuse to take them, actively deteriorating her mental and, to an extent, physical condition, but getting into constant spats with her and, again, telling her things like, “Oh, ThE dEvIl Is DoInG tHiS tO yOu”, ISN’T GOING TO HELP! STOP BLAMING YOUR PROBLEMS ON THINGS YOU’VE READ IN YOUR LITTLE R######D BOOK THAT’S SHORTER THAN A FUCKING LOUD HOUSE FANFICTION AND TELLING HER TO DO THE SAME!

I JUST DID MY FIRST FRY SCREAM

let it be known that i HATE making posts like this because i know that someone somewhere is going through something way worse, but i just had to make an exception for once.

please find it within you to pardon my language but call me chris breezy with the way im about to SLAPBOX A HOE