Alex 🏳️⚧️ and furthermore, why did people have to ruin the internet by not being able to take some negative feedback?
Best posts made by Flip Ditcher
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RE: Pointing this out.
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dark joke i found
What word begins with M ends in arriage and it’s a mans favorite thing? Miscarriage. This joke never gets old. just like the baby.
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RE: before i get ban
man shut your bitchass the fuck up thats why youre built like a melting snowman with harlequin ichthyosis, a dildo for a nose, and rotten oranges for nipples. nobody is scared of you bro. you are not him so stop making yourself out to be this big bad guy you dusty bitchass motherfucker. you absolute fucking hoe. you aint shit bruh so get your ursula built ass out of here bro.
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good morning and also
idk how much this means to the -2 people who read this shit but i love all of yall so fuckin much
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It's being done
The process of cutting off who I’ll call ‘Alan’ is being acted on. I texted in the group chat last night that I’d either like to be removed from it or excluded from the next one that gets made as soon as possible. He still hasn’t texted me back or talked to me about it, so he’s either just ignoring me now, he actually made a ne group chat and is ignoring me, or he’s sleeping. It’s probably that last one, but until he responds, I’m can’t be too sure. I guess I should talk about how this little… breakup, I guess, is effecting me.
Hey, I got a question for ya! Why does it hurt when I try to unfriend somebody who literally just self reported as a cupcake crusader? Okay, now answer me this; Why do I know that it would hurt whether or not I went though with ending our friendship or not? Yep, you know what time it is! “… 10:00 AM EST as of the time you’re righting this joke?” No, it’s time to BITCH! I don’t think I’d be entirely happy with whatever decision I could’ve made regarding this whole thing. It hurts to cut off this guy who I’ve known for so long and have been able to feel comfortable with and have fun with- just, somebody who I genuinely thought was a good guy. So many memories were made with, not just him, but the entire group chat and I tend to look back on these memories in a fond light. I mean, in 8th Grade, our school went to Medieval Times over in South Carolina and we all just played Nintendo Switch games on the way there and back and, again, I went to Myrtle Beach with Alan and my parents. I feel like I made the right choice, choosing to not want to affiliate with a potential creep who could be a danger to daycares all across the world… so why am I actively trying not to cry? Why am I in pain? Why is my heart still going a mile a minute? Why does my body have to make me feel bad for making, what I think to be, the best decision for me? Why am I the on that feels guilt?
Sigh…
So, yeah. Just wanted ti give an update. Nowhere at any point of writing this has he texted me at all, so I don’t know what he’s even thinking about this all. I don’t even know if he’s HOME or even KNOWS that I’ve even said anything in the group chat. I’ll give updates if there is anything notable to tell. So, yeah, that’s about it. Thanks for reading. -
RE: Mention your BFF! 👽♥
the amount of former users in the replies makes me see this post as a fucking gravesite
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dark joke i found but its part 2
How do you do a reverse exorcism?
Have the devil tell the priest to exit the child’s body. -
RE: namira's tooth infection in a nutshell [illustrated by kat]
tooth looks like pants
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RE: Classmate of mine
that grown ass woman can [REDACTED] herself. can’t say the full thing, but i’m sure you can guess what i was trying to say.
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Welp, my time has come to submit to it.
I think its been a bit less than a year since I made a post like this and I’ve been debating on whether or not I should make this post at all, and since you’re reading this (assuming people still think they have reasons to care), then that most likely means I went through with actually posting this. So, here it goes. A vent from the guy who’s done more harm than good, both on and off MPP Forums, and probably doesn’t deserve to say anything after the things he’s said… and for the r#####s in the back, I’m referring to myself. So… phew… here goes.
So… uh… self-deprecation, amirite? I got this issue where, for SOME stupid reason, I overanalyze EVERY little mistake I’ve ever made, even going way back to ones I made when I was literally five years old. I get that we ALL make mistakes, but considering I’m in advanced and even honors classes, it causes any mistakes that I make, with some of them not even being entirely my fault sometimes, to make me feel stupid, and when I feel stupid, I feel like I don’t deserve anything, and when I don’t feel like I deserve anything, I wanna-
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This has been happening, again, since I was five years old, and I never knew if it was because I was a drama queen- er, drama king, I guess, or if I was genuinely mentally ill. I recall this one time when I was five when after I had done something that made my parents disappointed, I felt so bad about it I literally tried to choke myself with my Nintendo DSi charger. Again, I don’t know if I’m over-reacting all the time or if I genuinely need help, but it FEELS like the second. That being said, I’m still afraid to go to therapy or anything like that because I don’t want my parents, grandparent, and anybody else who had a hand in raising me to think that they failed. I don’t want them to feel at fault because they’re not and I never want them to feel like they are, so I’ve always been scared to open up about anything at all. Hell, I still haven’t even come out to my parents that I’m bisexual. I never feel like I deserve anything, even when I do the best that I possibly can and get the best possible outcome. I never give myself the credit. I also don’t believe I deserve to make a vent post like this because of, one, I’ve said very… “out of pocket” things. Things that were offensive and could lead to somebody feeling disrespected or hurt by what I’ve said or done. Because of that, I feel like people would be like, “You of all people don’t deserve to even have your feelings acknowledged.” Then, there’s another reason as to why I don’t believe I deserve to do something like this; other people’s problems. Believe it or not, I DO read others’ vent posts sometimes and, not even gonna lie, it genuinely brings pain in my heart to know that some of y’all go through the things you do, and while it gives me a reason to appreciate what I have a bit more, it also… uh… how do I explain this in a way where people won’t want to kill me? Okay, you know when you complain about something happening to you and your parent(s) or guardian(s) are like “Oh, well there’s starving people in Africa that have way less than you, so you should be grateful”? It’s exactly like that for me. While I do feel bad for what y’all are going through and genuinely hope the best for you it makes me feel like I can’t open up about any of my issues with out being told I’m just complaining, so I have to invalidate my own feelings and just push it down to not seem like I’m complaining over little shit compared to people that are, oh y’know, LITERALLY FUCKING HOMELESS, ACTIVELY HAVE EATING DISORDERS, AND ARE ACTIVELY ABUSED AT HOME! Y’know, THINGS TO ACTUALLY VENT ABOUT, NOT SOME F##### WHINING ABOUT NOT LIKING HIMSELF A BIT!
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I… believe I lost my train of thought, so I guess that’s it for now. Yeah, heh, way to end a vent post, eh? A scripted all-caps mental breakdown in text form. Try not to cringe challenge up in this bitch. Anyways, I’m gonna go end this post now. Sorry for plaguing your unread and/or notifications.*Flip Note: Okay, so two thirds of this was written last night and the last third was written today, so if it sounds like my mood changed a bit at a random point, that’s why.
**Flip Note 2: Oh my fucking god I literally developed a sickness in the middle of the school day because of this r####### wack-ass weather change. -
i love making out of pocket and dark jokes
whats the difference between bigfoot and a hard working african american?
bigfoot was spotted
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RE: Y'all banned members/ex banned really acting like I care
@Flip-Ditcher as much as i love causing chaos and watching chaos be caused (because what else am i gonna do on a tuesday morning with no school) its not that hard to know when to just quit.
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Help
Oh boy, you know it’s serious when I have to bust out the proper capitalization, punctuation, and grammar!
So, there’s this guy I’ve been friends with since the 7th grade who is… somehow weirder than me. I don’t mean the, “Oh, he’s a bit awkward but starts to open up when you get to know him,” kinda weird. I mean the, “SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS,” kinda weird. What I mean by that is… uh… how do I say this in a way that doesn’t make me look bad by affiliation… uh… Ooh, I got it! It’s typical ‘middle school boys friend group’ humor. Y’know, the kind that you see referenced in memes on YouTube Shorts that were made by orchestra kids (and I mean that with full offense because band kids are better)? Recently, and by recently, I mean 10:00 this morning, this friend texted in our big friend groupchat, and I quote,Saturday, February 10th
“Apparently it’s fine for minors to like/date other minors”
“But if one minor grows up and KEEPS their ‘preferences’”
“They’re ap[arently the worst kind of person in the world”
“And that’s why all relationships should be allowed as long as it is actually consensual” - 10:38 AM
“Thanks for coming to my tedtalk” - 10:39 AMA few hours later, I then texted,
“Please tell me you’re joking” - 4:19 PMHe then responds with
“This is why ppl get into so much trouble from genuinely wanting to be with someone older or younger”THEN, me and this other friend in the group chat (who will be referred to as Dave) start pressing him about it. We’ll refer to the weird friend as Alan.
M: Me
A: Alan
D: Dave
Got it? Good, 'cause here’s the rest of the convo that took place from 4:26 PM to 4:31 PM.M: The problem isn’t that somebody wants to date somebody older or younger
D: You told me you watch a h####i about children btw
M: The problem is that younger person is a minor
D: They looked 5 btw
The problem is he likes Elementary School kids
M: Right
A: Im not even attracted to real ppl lmao
D: That… doesn’t make it bet
Better
M: Oh sorry
D: You’re literally watching Child P###
M: Lemme rephrase for Dave
The problem is that he likes what WOULD be Elementary School
kids
D: Just because they’re not real doesn’t make you not a p########
M: Right
That’s like shooting somebody and then saying “Well I didn’t kill him, the BULLET did”
A: Well its not
This specific situation is
But
My main point was my initial arguement
D: Basically you’re weird as hell
In a very bad way
A: BasicallyLet me tell you a funky lil’ story. Allow me to weave you into a world where you’re in my shoes. Alan calls me one day, on the road and bored, and we talk on call for a good hour. At some point, he tells me to look up something. Of course, I’m skeptical to do so and I don’t. I’m not gonna say what he told me to look up because, one, I don’t remember how to spell it and I’m not going through multiple dead group chats just to find it, and two, because, come to find out, it’s h####i about literal children. Like, twelve year-olds, I believe. Keep in mind that everybody in the group chat is fifteen years-old as of today. Again, I feel like, because of his way of thinking and… well, you read the conversation, I feel like I NEED to cut him off and end out friendship. Please, somebody help me make this decision in the replies… that is, if this post doesn’t get deleted by mods for some reason that I’m too lazy to think of. Thanks freading and please leave any input you have in the replies. Any advice is welcome.
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are you ever just sitting there and
you remember your human mortality and realize that you’ve made nothing but a fool of yourself for the past 15 years of your life trying to pursue a dream that you now will never change the fact that you lie to and hurt everybody around you and just generally have a negative impact on those who even breathe in your direction which then reminds you about all the simpleton mistakes you’ve made and makes you feel undeserving of life and makes you want to kill yourself but then you remember that there’s too many people that’d care about your death despite the fact that you constantly fuck them over everyday by just existing which then leads you to wishing you were never born but then you remember a convo your mom was having on the phone that you overheard where she said that if she didn’t have you then she’d be in jail or dead which then just leads you with two options, with those options being take yourself out now and just hope that people move on and not go batshit or just live like a fucking loser for the rest of your life, which’ll lead you to such a sad and insignificant life that you’ll kill yourself before you even graduate highschool anyway…
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and then you tell yourself “shut yo bitchass up and finish your homework”?