Best posts made by Flip Ditcher

What word begins with M ends in arriage and it’s a mans favorite thing? Miscarriage. This joke never gets old. just like the baby.

if you agree with something/someone (especially in politics) that i believe to be very fucked up, we can NOT hang we can NOT be friends we can NOT eat chocolate cake together we can NOT blast the reese’s puffs rap in front of a daycare together you are OUT of my life.

@alex and furthermore, why did people have to ruin the internet by not being able to take some negative feedback?

https://mpp.community/forum/topic/57159/probably-gonna-shut-the-forums-down/2

I think this server and the community isn’t really compatible for me and my irony, having to apologise constantly n stuff for otherwise minimal mistakes, I think it’s better to just exit through the back door now, shout out to irlComplex and his stuff, Oddwin is a dope youtuber and i’ll continue to watch, but y’all should grow a thicker skin to be completely honest. Goodbye and farewell. 👋

furthermore, and i know this is common sense, but if i’ve blocked you or made it very clear that i dont want to talk to you, don’t do things like making alt accounts that either pretend to be someone else or that just harrass me to unblock you. also dont tell other people to tell me to unblock you. if i have blocked you on anything, it was for a reason. I. DONT. WANT. TO. TALK. TO. YOU. AGAIN. YOU. WEIRD. BITCH. FUCK OFF.

♡~Zofya~♡ do you have literally any proof of this bc now is the time to show it

idk how much this means to the -2 people who read this shit but i love all of yall so fuckin much

that dumbass forgot her account password

AND NOW DUCHESS AND A38 JUST POOFED OUT OF EXISTENCE???!!! WTF HAPPENED??!!!

welp looks like we got a fucking murder to solve

bc all the people who didnt like them either quit, got banned, or deletd their accounts so im just like “I GUESS I HAD THE LAST LAUGH NOW, DIDNT I, BITCH???”

@Lorak we dont ask about what happened at the diddy party

if you manage to piss off dantdm of all people you actually must have fucked up beyond belief bc how tf do you manage to piss this guy off hes so chill

please find it within you to pardon my language but call me chris breezy with the way im about to SLAPBOX A HOE

MY BIRTHDAY IS DURING A 4 DAY WEEKEND LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if you dont like dark humor then dont fucking get mad at me just dont click and move on
anyways, punchline:
it was caught in the middle of 9-11

finneass <33 said in wanna know something crazy?:

i learned in the college class im taking

i was just about to asky why tf was this in “school” until i saw that lmao