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Shizz_ Heyyy Shizz! You and Shazz_ would actually make great Yin N’ Yang specials…

Username: laraiia
Age: 16
How long have you been a part of this community? :since January 13 2023
How do you think you can help the mod team be effective?: literally stopping drama, giving people notices, yadayada
have you ever been muted or banned, if so, what for?: no bans no mutes (i dont play MPP)
What are some good leadership traits: my discipline and my long statements
How many hours/days are you able to be online per week?: well probs 0-8 hours
Have you had any previous moderation experience?: yeah, in discord n shit
(Bonus) Who is your favorite moderator/admin, and why do you look up to them?: @Duchess cause they have been one of my best personal advisors and a friend for so long i look up to her the most and wish 'em the best

A little note, I may not be as active so please bare with me for a long response wait-

calling neurodivergent people (autism, ocd, adhd . .) sped is fucking ass.

if you did not know, sped is short for special education. it is mainly for those with learning disabilities as is (sorry if i say it wrong) but now people are using it as a term to show (in my opinion (and experience)) that somebody is dumb.

1. calling someone with a learning or mental disability “sped” is really offensive toward them because one, not all people who has a mental or learning disability are not dumb at all. two, its of course, overused. plus, most people who are neurodivergent do not even belong in sped, they have intelligence too
2. sped is mostly connected to NPC, which means “non-player character” but also using that term to tell others they aren’t paying attention or their just dumb (imo) which kind of also ruins the meaning of NPC and sped.

tl, dr: educate yourselves. just say that they should have paid attention, not that gross term.

thank you.

~ somebody who has an experience of having autism + adhd

@omgitsfinneas raising canes

You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole.
The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did.
When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality.
After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society.
No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you’d have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member.
Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune.
I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell.
You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair.
You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being.
Even this world’s finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are.
Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe.
In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now.
You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are.
It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you.
Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it.
I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did.
The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant.
Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.

TL;DR: MPPClone’s original domain got shut down because of a cease and desist notification, switcharoo happens but with stupid changes after admin team bought the .net domain (in which they won’t get in trouble for)

correct me for anything if needed

@Haven Get. The fuck. Out of that place. Secretly call the cops, record every evidence you get, and try and stay with a friend even if your mom thinks she is scary. She is mad. Okay? Try and distance yourself. You aren’t fake. Please try and save yourself.
I’m always open on MPPC whenever you need anything.

(CONTROVERSIAL STUFF ALSO.)

Re: Alpha-1 "Halloway"

@Tsubasa-Hasashi can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person… I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless it’s spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

/j

Sphinx REAL??? LIKE NO SMD

I’m so glad you spoke up about that, I hope you are feeling better now about the situation and that you may recover

God bless ya :)

@Full-Out-Rylie i love your headband!

Good day to be back, I am Lara, founder of this station, and we are going to discuss our morning announcements and a question!

• We are still hiring! You can contact me or @Ditto-2-0 if you want to have a spot as a supervisor.
• My break ends, sadly. It’s brutal without my break anyway.

That is it for the announcements, and now to end it off with a question:

How was your weekend?

Thank you for listening to the “What-The-Fuck” News Station, and have a good morning.
~Lara, Founder of the “What-The-Fuck” News Station

Sphinx nickname. we’re in long dist relationship (hes in the UAE)

Shazz_ yes, just bc you got banned doesn’t mean you can do a breakdown in the forum… like you can just appeal and it’ll be good

and i use glasses too