Caught you in 16K holographic Dolby Atmos surround sound, liquid-cooled quantum AI processing, triple-booting Windows, Linux, and MacOS on a custom-built, overclocked NASA-tier workstation powered by dual NVIDIA RTX 9090 Ti HyperXtreme GPUs with 2 petabytes of NVMe storage, 1.21 gigawatts of power from a flux capacitor, and a redundant fusion reactor backup. Fiber optic 500 Gbps internet straight from a government blacksite, running through a NASA Deep Space Network satellite relay, all displayed on a Samsung 200-inch 32K HDR MicroLED Quantum Dot display with a refresh rate so high it can predict the future. Caught you down-bad, lackin’, slipping on a banana peel in 32 dimensions, compressed into a lossless FLAC file and live-streamed to the multiverse in 7D hyperspatial VR. Your whole existence running on a trial version with a watermark, last updated in 2007, buffering indefinitely on a cracked Internet Explorer 6 browser with 16 open toolbars. The audacity. The ratio. The skill issue. Seethe, cope, mald, uninstall life, touch actual soil, and get your firmware patched before speaking in my presence again.
