pull a mike tyson

@Duchess lmao PHEW

my love life in the past year was so fucked up but let’s just say dated some nasty people fr and I kid you not I regret it I’m also just tryna connect w/my friends from on here

Nostalgic Shadows.mp3

mind you yes it did all that on a trampoline

@ゼフィラ-ヤラ 😭 FR

@Namira in that case i’m the only white person
you can’t be white i’m white!!

“When I am through with this world, it will rain fire and blood my love!”
“Evangeline! Don’t you think you’re going too far right now? Thaddeus is dead. He’s gone. There’s no need to destroy what is left of him! He had a family–are you going to kill them too?”
Evangeline had slapped him across the face, causing him to reel backward, tripping on something on the floor. “SILENCE! How dare you speak his name to my face?!”
“I–I’m sorry my dear, it’s just that-”
“That what? It’s ‘too extreme’ to destroy everything he loved after he did the very same to me?! He robbed me of myself, for Hell’s sake! He kept me like a slave–do you realize what I went through? Every day for 12 damned years. !5. I was 15 when he did it. I WAS A CHILD. HE TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME.”
“I–I am aware, Eve, but…never mind. Anything I say will only make things worse. That’s how these conversations always go. I’ll leave you too plot a genocide of a family.”

Mother: Sarah Pollo
Dad: Darol Pollo
Cousin: Elijah
Son: Jake

In the middle of an empty forest, there was a family, 1 son, a mother, dad, and cousin. They were going on a camping trip for the summer holidays, They explored for stuff until they discovered a teddy bear,
'Uhh… A-A teddy bear?" Said Jake, Elijah realized it looks brand new so he picked it up and put it in his backpack.
Randomly, A frog appeared out of nowhere and jumped into Darol’s hand, “AH! What the!” Darol screamed quietly. “Its just a frog, Nothing to worry about.” Sarah patted Darol’s back as Elijah made the idea to go back; it was becoming dark.

When they arrived to camp, Everyone got a stick and marshmellow and sat around the fire. Darol got a charcoal one, Sarah decided to eat it uncooked, Elijah and Jake’s marshmellow were golden brown, When they ate, they decided to tell a story,
7 minutes and 49 seconds later…
“And thats how I got wit-” Darol suddenly got interrupted.

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Everybody screamed. “RUN!!!” And ran away yet still sticked together. They went into the nearest cave and stayed there for the night.

Next morning…
Everyone came back to camp, Elijah had minor injuries due to him tripping across the way to the cave. Everyone was traumatized.
“What the heck was that?!” Sarah exclaimed. “We don’t know, but we’ll find out soon.” Replied Elijah, Jake was crying and Dad was trying to comfort him. They realized one of the tents were destroyed randomly, Darol thinks its because of the heavy storm last night. Elijah remembered he had that teddy bear and reached for his backpack inside the tent that was not destroyed. He grabbed it and gave to Jack, Jack appreciated it and gave Elijah a hug.
While on, they had breakfast: Ham sandwiches, Doughnuts and a bottle of water.

PART 2 SOON AS IM GETTING VERY FUCKING TIRED OF TYPING WAHHH

Ŵølƒy_Hellhøund_Likes_Pizza nvm we done. them lil mfs started playing with slime

My laptop battery no longer holds a charge and must be replaced, but nothing to worry because this I have replaced the battery a few times since I had the laptop. Maybe I can even clean the intake vents while replacing the battery since the fan has been racing lately (even when idle and on a cooling pad). It’s also regular maintenance too.

Edit 10 hours later: Strange, its charging and currently at 65%.

See you later!

@Namira LMAO

Jason looks around. ‘Coast is clear’ He muttered to himself as he walked down. Derek, The medic was spying on him and logging every move he makes. Jason is not safe. So he brought a gun with him.
The others are hiding to suprise Jason. Jason was an intruder who broke in 25 minutes ago. Kill Count: 2. Flashlight: Off. The toxic gas has been released and the Derek put on his mask, Jason already
had his gas mask on. The Bunker entrance/exit was craking and small parts of toxic gas began to dig its way in. Dal, The DJ started feeling lightheaded. Jason giggled, ‘This is going to be fun.’.

Goofbread🍌😸 a true masterpiece

@Lenore_Offical_From_Nevermore your in the GC :,D

Ominous HAHA LMFAOOOOOO

Bro got gap’d.