@zack italian branch article “Hostage” :

@laraiia “man why does my throat hurt so bad”

@zack Nah bro, 😭 Idk what the “infected creature” is but I don’t want any part of it

So it all began in my garage today…

So there I was, a random dude about to do random things, I drank a chocolate milk and then hopped on my makeshift homemade hoverboard go kart car thingamajig that maxxes out at around 12mph. So I grabbed my basket ball and drove over to my local park, it was a fairly mid size park, mainly known for its large pool, that is usually always closed because Ohio is cold for no reason. So anyway, there is a small one-basketball hoop only basketball court area right near the pool, with a large field nice for soccer and football. So I go there almost daily playing my basketball, and these people show up with a dog playing in the playground not very far from me a few meeters. Now I was just chillin until I realized their dog was not on a leash at all, it ran to the court at me and I just stared at it with the basketball in hand. Now I’m not really scared of dogs fr, well until I realized this wasn’t any ordinary dog…
It was a Golden Retriever bruh, and I had a Gold chain on. Now me personally was not gonna get robbed by a dog so I ran in circles backwards facing the dog as it chased me on the small court. I did this 5 times realizing the dog prolly just wanted to play fr as it looked happy. But who knows, maybe it was happy to snatch that chain off me. Anyway after being chased for like 6 seconds the owner finally called their dog back and it ran off back over to the park.

Moral,
Keep yo dawg on a leash foo!

@Soggy_Bread ik NOW

pull a mike tyson

@Duchess lmao PHEW

my love life in the past year was so fucked up but let’s just say dated some nasty people fr and I kid you not I regret it I’m also just tryna connect w/my friends from on here

Nostalgic Shadows.mp3

mind you yes it did all that on a trampoline

@ゼフィラ-ヤラ 😭 FR

@Namira in that case i’m the only white person
you can’t be white i’m white!!

“When I am through with this world, it will rain fire and blood my love!”
“Evangeline! Don’t you think you’re going too far right now? Thaddeus is dead. He’s gone. There’s no need to destroy what is left of him! He had a family–are you going to kill them too?”
Evangeline had slapped him across the face, causing him to reel backward, tripping on something on the floor. “SILENCE! How dare you speak his name to my face?!”
“I–I’m sorry my dear, it’s just that-”
“That what? It’s ‘too extreme’ to destroy everything he loved after he did the very same to me?! He robbed me of myself, for Hell’s sake! He kept me like a slave–do you realize what I went through? Every day for 12 damned years. !5. I was 15 when he did it. I WAS A CHILD. HE TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME.”
“I–I am aware, Eve, but…never mind. Anything I say will only make things worse. That’s how these conversations always go. I’ll leave you too plot a genocide of a family.”

Mother: Sarah Pollo
Dad: Darol Pollo
Cousin: Elijah
Son: Jake

In the middle of an empty forest, there was a family, 1 son, a mother, dad, and cousin. They were going on a camping trip for the summer holidays, They explored for stuff until they discovered a teddy bear,
'Uhh… A-A teddy bear?" Said Jake, Elijah realized it looks brand new so he picked it up and put it in his backpack.
Randomly, A frog appeared out of nowhere and jumped into Darol’s hand, “AH! What the!” Darol screamed quietly. “Its just a frog, Nothing to worry about.” Sarah patted Darol’s back as Elijah made the idea to go back; it was becoming dark.

When they arrived to camp, Everyone got a stick and marshmellow and sat around the fire. Darol got a charcoal one, Sarah decided to eat it uncooked, Elijah and Jake’s marshmellow were golden brown, When they ate, they decided to tell a story,
7 minutes and 49 seconds later…
“And thats how I got wit-” Darol suddenly got interrupted.

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Everybody screamed. “RUN!!!” And ran away yet still sticked together. They went into the nearest cave and stayed there for the night.

Next morning…
Everyone came back to camp, Elijah had minor injuries due to him tripping across the way to the cave. Everyone was traumatized.
“What the heck was that?!” Sarah exclaimed. “We don’t know, but we’ll find out soon.” Replied Elijah, Jake was crying and Dad was trying to comfort him. They realized one of the tents were destroyed randomly, Darol thinks its because of the heavy storm last night. Elijah remembered he had that teddy bear and reached for his backpack inside the tent that was not destroyed. He grabbed it and gave to Jack, Jack appreciated it and gave Elijah a hug.
While on, they had breakfast: Ham sandwiches, Doughnuts and a bottle of water.

PART 2 SOON AS IM GETTING VERY FUCKING TIRED OF TYPING WAHHH

Ŵølƒy_Hellhøund_Likes_Pizza nvm we done. them lil mfs started playing with slime

My laptop battery no longer holds a charge and must be replaced, but nothing to worry because this I have replaced the battery a few times since I had the laptop. Maybe I can even clean the intake vents while replacing the battery since the fan has been racing lately (even when idle and on a cooling pad). It’s also regular maintenance too.

Edit 10 hours later: Strange, its charging and currently at 65%.

See you later!