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Oh boy, you know itās serious when I have to bust out the proper capitalization, punctuation, and grammar!
So, thereās this guy Iāve been friends with since the 7th grade who isā¦ somehow weirder than me. I donāt mean the, āOh, heās a bit awkward but starts to open up when you get to know him,ā kinda weird. I mean the, āSOMEBODY CALL THE COPS,ā kinda weird. What I mean by that isā¦ uhā¦ how do I say this in a way that doesnāt make me look bad by affiliationā¦ uhā¦ Ooh, I got it! Itās typical āmiddle school boys friend groupā humor. Yāknow, the kind that you see referenced in memes on YouTube Shorts that were made by orchestra kids (and I mean that with full offense because band kids are better)? Recently, and by recently, I mean 10:00 this morning, this friend texted in our big friend groupchat, and I quote,Saturday, February 10th
āApparently itās fine for minors to like/date other minorsā
āBut if one minor grows up and KEEPS their āpreferencesāā
āTheyāre ap[arently the worst kind of person in the worldā
āAnd thatās why all relationships should be allowed as long as it is actually consensualā - 10:38 AM
āThanks for coming to my tedtalkā - 10:39 AMA few hours later, I then texted,
āPlease tell me youāre jokingā - 4:19 PMHe then responds with
āThis is why ppl get into so much trouble from genuinely wanting to be with someone older or youngerāTHEN, me and this other friend in the group chat (who will be referred to as Dave) start pressing him about it. Weāll refer to the weird friend as Alan.
M: Me
A: Alan
D: Dave
Got it? Good, 'cause hereās the rest of the convo that took place from 4:26 PM to 4:31 PM.M: The problem isnāt that somebody wants to date somebody older or younger
D: You told me you watch a h####i about children btw
M: The problem is that younger person is a minor
D: They looked 5 btw
The problem is he likes Elementary School kids
M: Right
A: Im not even attracted to real ppl lmao
D: Thatā¦ doesnāt make it bet
Better
M: Oh sorry
D: Youāre literally watching Child P###
M: Lemme rephrase for Dave
The problem is that he likes what WOULD be Elementary School
kids
D: Just because theyāre not real doesnāt make you not a p########
M: Right
Thatās like shooting somebody and then saying āWell I didnāt kill him, the BULLET didā
A: Well its not
This specific situation is
But
My main point was my initial arguement
D: Basically youāre weird as hell
In a very bad way
A: BasicallyLet me tell you a funky lilā story. Allow me to weave you into a world where youāre in my shoes. Alan calls me one day, on the road and bored, and we talk on call for a good hour. At some point, he tells me to look up something. Of course, Iām skeptical to do so and I donāt. Iām not gonna say what he told me to look up because, one, I donāt remember how to spell it and Iām not going through multiple dead group chats just to find it, and two, because, come to find out, itās h####i about literal children. Like, twelve year-olds, I believe. Keep in mind that everybody in the group chat is fifteen years-old as of today. Again, I feel like, because of his way of thinking andā¦ well, you read the conversation, I feel like I NEED to cut him off and end out friendship. Please, somebody help me make this decision in the repliesā¦ that is, if this post doesnāt get deleted by mods for some reason that Iām too lazy to think of. Thanks freading and please leave any input you have in the replies. Any advice is welcome.
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Okay but you know
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š¹š“šµš“ ā_ā he is
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Flip Ditcher sorry I didnāt read the whole thing :/
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Flip Ditcher ur still very weird
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Flip Ditcher i hope he aināt still your friend
ā¦has he ever-
interacted with a youngling like that before?
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@Cawwie not that i know of, no