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    • e c c o j a m sE
      e c c o j a m s
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      Sunfish are so fucking stupid. I genuinely hate them. You know what fish are known for? They can swim! AND THE SUNFISH CANT EVEN DO THAT PROPERLY. It just fucking floats around doing jack-shit all day. For most of the day, it just floats on the surface of the water. Why? So that birds can peck the absolute fuckton of parasites off of the sunfish’s skin. There are 54 or more god damn species of sunfish parasites. It doesn’t even have a swim bladder. You know, the thing that keeps fish from sinking or floating?
      Also, guess what it eats? That’s right, JELLYFISH! Those barely nutritious morsels that are 95% water! Sunfish are just big ass lumps of flesh that do barely anything. But the only time they actually put their weak ass muscles to work are to jump out of the water! Why? Nobody fucking knows! One time, a kid died from a sunfish jumping into a boat! Sunfish can even kill themselves by jumping out of the water when they hit the water surface too hard! There’s an entire GAME dedicated to keeping a sunfish from DYING in all these ridiculous ways. They can just fucking drop dead.

      TL;DR Sunfish are stupid and I hate them.

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