Guys, would your pfp read you a bedtime story

[A Former User]

idkkkk

[A Former User]

@Winnie_the_Bitchless yessiree

[A Former User]

@ゼフィラ-ヤラ lmao

[Soggy_Bread]

@Winnie_the_Bitchless No, she’d sing me a lullaby

I spy with my little tired eye, tiny as a firefly, a pebble that we picked up last July

[A Former User]

@Miss_Americana mine would sing highway to hell

[A Former User]

@Winnie_the_Bitchless Yes.

[kitkatgirlie]

@Winnie_the_Bitchless probably

[Star_lover]

@Winnie_the_Bitchless pretty sure I’d be the one reading the story to him 💀😭

[Bandit]

@Winnie_the_Bitchless Yes, quite dramatically as well, and I’d love every second of it-

Except I’d scream first if I saw my pfp in my house

[A Former User]

yeah the bedtime story of telling children not to go outside after dusk or the jaguar will eat them

[A Former User]

Now how on Earth would a blob-like figure with a straw hat (which was poorly drawn lmao) and a blank stare read me a bedtime story

[finn.in.outer.space.]

sure but would i understand?

[kitkatgirlie]

@finneass understanding sounds of a cat eating another cat? probably not

[KMS Roon]

I doubt Kratos himself would waste his time on a mere mortal like me

[kitkatgirlie]

@KMS-Roon ya never know until u try

[XII]

Possibly…?

[Neincraft]

Yea fosho

[kitkatgirlie]

now i would be reading it a bedtime story

[your_local_carlisle_simp]

@Winnie_the_Bitchless yes he would

He’d be grumpy untill he sees you fall asleep

[Lorak]

A bit late, but I would’ve especially loved this.