I'm bored roast me.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

You’re so dense, light bends around you.

[A Former User]

@Lucinda you’re the reason why instructions on soap exists

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

Your social skills are so weak, you make introverts look like party animals.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

You’re not arguing, you’re just explaining why you’re wrong.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

I’m not saying you’re old, but I heard the early bird special is calling your name.

[kitkatgirlie]

youre built like big mom from one piece

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

Your brain is like a browser with too many tabs open, nothing’s working properly.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

You’re so forgetful, you’d forget your head if it wasn’t attached.

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so fat u make caseoh look like a string bean

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

Your life is like a puzzle, except all the pieces are missing and the picture is of a disappointment.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

You’re so irrelevant, I’m starting to think you’re a myth.

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so short u make me look like a girraffe

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

Your personality is like a undone pizza with no toppings, boring and flavorless.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

You’re so slow, I’ve seen paint dry faster than your wit.

[Soggy_Bread]

@Lucinda You’re so ugly nickado avocado ran from you for so long he became skinny

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so cringe u make my other account’s bio look cool

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

I’m not saying you’re a bad people person, but you’d struggle with small talk.

I’m not saying you’re a bad problem solver, but you’d get stuck on a simple puzzle.

Your creativity is like a blank canvas.

You’re so bad at taking risks, you’d play it safe even when it’s not safe.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

I’m not saying you’re a bad listener, but you’d fall asleep during a conversation.

[tea.and.crumpets]

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[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

I’m not saying you’re a bad team player, but you’d sabotage your own team.