I'm bored roast me.
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You’re so bloody terrible at time management, you’d be late to your own funeral and still manage to miss the service.
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You’re so fucking clueless, you’d think a map is a suggestion and still manage to get lost in a familiar place.
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta ARE YOU NOT GETTING THE POSTING TOO MUCH WARNING LIKE DAMN GIRL
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Your belly is so big, it’s got its own gravitational pull, and Dora’s backpack is smaller than your waistline (Credits To @Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real for the dora thing).
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@Soggy_Bread LMAOOO
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta
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your sense of direction is so horrible u couldnt find your way out of your own thoughts
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You’re so fat, you’d make Nikocado Avocado look like a fitness model, and your avocado toast is probably just a snack compared to your appetite.
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You’re so fat, you’d need a team of architects to design a house that can hold your weight, and a team of contractors to build it.
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Your belly is so big, it’s got its own ecosystem, and you’d need a team of biologists to study your own wildlife.
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You’re so chunky, you’d need a team of engineers to design a car that can fit your size, and a team of mechanics to keep it running.
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Your weight is so big, it’s got its own gravitational pull, and you’d need a team of scientists to study your own physics.
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You’re so fat, you’d make a sumo wrestler look like a ballerina, and you’d need a team of trainers to help you move your own body.
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youre so grotesque u make gorlock the destroyer look beautiful
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Your body is so big, it’s got its own weather system, and you’d need an umbrella to protect yourself from your own sweat.
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You’re so heavy, you’d need a team of elephants to carry you up the stairs, and a parachute to slow down your descent.
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your personality is so horrible u make am look like a good person (look him up hes from the book i have no mouth and i must scream)
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bitch you’re so huge casoh looks like a ant compared to you
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta said in I'm bored roast me.:
you’d make Nikocado Avocado look like a fitness model
That actually doesn’t work cause this is Nikocado Avocado right now ->
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@Soggy_Bread bro fr looked him up
