I'm bored roast me.

[Soggy_Bread]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta ARE YOU NOT GETTING THE POSTING TOO MUCH WARNING LIKE DAMN GIRL

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

Your belly is so big, it’s got its own gravitational pull, and Dora’s backpack is smaller than your waistline (Credits To @Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real for the dora thing).

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

Creek LMAOOO

[A Former User]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta

[kitkatgirlie]

your sense of direction is so horrible u couldnt find your way out of your own thoughts

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

You’re so fat, you’d make Nikocado Avocado look like a fitness model, and your avocado toast is probably just a snack compared to your appetite.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

You’re so fat, you’d need a team of architects to design a house that can hold your weight, and a team of contractors to build it.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

Your belly is so big, it’s got its own ecosystem, and you’d need a team of biologists to study your own wildlife.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

You’re so chunky, you’d need a team of engineers to design a car that can fit your size, and a team of mechanics to keep it running.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

Your weight is so big, it’s got its own gravitational pull, and you’d need a team of scientists to study your own physics.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

You’re so fat, you’d make a sumo wrestler look like a ballerina, and you’d need a team of trainers to help you move your own body.

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so grotesque u make gorlock the destroyer look beautiful

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

Your body is so big, it’s got its own weather system, and you’d need an umbrella to protect yourself from your own sweat.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

You’re so heavy, you’d need a team of elephants to carry you up the stairs, and a parachute to slow down your descent.

[kitkatgirlie]

your personality is so horrible u make am look like a good person (look him up hes from the book i have no mouth and i must scream)

[A Former User]

bitch you’re so huge casoh looks like a ant compared to you

[Soggy_Bread]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta said in I'm bored roast me.:

you’d make Nikocado Avocado look like a fitness model

That actually doesn’t work cause this is Nikocado Avocado right now ->

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

Creek bro fr looked him up

[A Former User]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta real-

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

You’re so fat, you’d need a team of engineers to design a car that can fit your size, and a team of mechanics to keep it running, but honestly, it’s not like you’re going anywhere in life anyway. Your belly is so big, it’s got its own gravitational pull, and your life is so stagnant, it’s like a swamp that’s been stagnant for years. You’re so chunky, you’d need a team of excavators to move your own ass, and a team of therapists to deal with your own self-esteem. Your body is so big, it’s got its own weather system, and you’d need a team of scientists to study your own physics, and a team of mathematicians to calculate your own circumference.