I'm bored roast me.
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Your weight is so big, it’s got its own gravitational pull, and you’d need a team of scientists to study your own physics.
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You’re so fat, you’d make a sumo wrestler look like a ballerina, and you’d need a team of trainers to help you move your own body.
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youre so grotesque u make gorlock the destroyer look beautiful
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Your body is so big, it’s got its own weather system, and you’d need an umbrella to protect yourself from your own sweat.
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You’re so heavy, you’d need a team of elephants to carry you up the stairs, and a parachute to slow down your descent.
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your personality is so horrible u make am look like a good person (look him up hes from the book i have no mouth and i must scream)
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bitch you’re so huge casoh looks like a ant compared to you
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta said in I'm bored roast me.:
you’d make Nikocado Avocado look like a fitness model
That actually doesn’t work cause this is Nikocado Avocado right now ->
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@Soggy_Bread bro fr looked him up
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta real-
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You’re so fat, you’d need a team of engineers to design a car that can fit your size, and a team of mechanics to keep it running, but honestly, it’s not like you’re going anywhere in life anyway. Your belly is so big, it’s got its own gravitational pull, and your life is so stagnant, it’s like a swamp that’s been stagnant for years. You’re so chunky, you’d need a team of excavators to move your own ass, and a team of therapists to deal with your own self-esteem. Your body is so big, it’s got its own weather system, and you’d need a team of scientists to study your own physics, and a team of mathematicians to calculate your own circumference.
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@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real BUT WE CAN DISS CASEOH ALL WE WANT
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta It’s been the biggest talk of the internet have you not been chronically online…?
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@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real FUCK YES
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta LMAO
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@Soggy_Bread i have, and i saw
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I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one.
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You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
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I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.
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You walk into a room, and suddenly, the air gets heavier—like even oxygen doesn’t want to be around you. Your brain must be on a government-mandated break because every time you speak, I lose faith in humanity. I’d say you bring people together, but only because they bond over how much they can’t stand you. If common sense were a currency, you’d be in massive debt. You have the charm of a wet sock and the wit of a potato, but hey, at least potatoes are useful. Every time I think you’ve hit rock bottom, you grab a shovel and keep digging. If stupidity were a sport, you’d be a gold medalist, but judging by your life choices, you probably wouldn’t even know where the podium is.
