@goonerman38 I’m 17, I’m never telling you the thing, and I don’t actually act anything like how I do on this site. I just see what gets the best reaction out of people and tailor my responses for maximum engagement to feed my insatiable hunger for attention.

I’m heading off this site now. I feel like I’m too old for it.
Not gonna lie it’s just lost its spark for me.

Disc: ickebog

Bye you silly geese

Sincerely,
Phoenix

@Grub-Bug-Juice You’re a menace to society

@Grub-Bug-Juice
Would you rather be completely broke and homeless and get beaten every single day

Or…

Reject the offer

@goonerman38 No thanks

@Grub-Bug-Juice would you rather crack a piano 10 times for a million dollars or crack 10 million dollars for a piano?

@Grub-Bug-Juice I’m only allowed to choose one? 😔

/J

@Grub-Bug-Juice bruh

KayaRoseWho I really hate water guys, I swear 🤢

This is not optional.

@Grub-Bug-Juice He doesn’t know the thing is just my social security number 😼

@goonerman38 Ceremonially sends him away to the pit of doom and despair and all the other people who asked about the thing

@goonerman38 I’ll tell you when you’re older… 😔

@goonerman38
Mods, you gotta do something about this.

We need to send Seth to the “peoplewhoaskedaboutthething” chamber

@goonerman38 NONONONONONONO SHUSH

YOU CANT SAY THAT OUT LOUD

DELETE IT QUICK

@Grub-Bug-Juice I remember one of my classmates that joined mppc and asked about the thing.

We never saw him again.

I can still hear his screams…

@goonerman38 It’s mostly just common sense. Don’t be toxic towards people, don’t spam or ban evade and such. And don’t ask about the thing.

@goonerman38 I kinda predicted it months ago. I was talking to an old friend from mpp and said that I believe the next “generation” of young teens will naturally find the site and become just like us. Although hopefully they wouldn’t be quite as irresponsible

I think most of the users just grew apart and didn’t have as much time for the site anymore. Some people, myself included, are still on occasionally.

@goonerman38