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Aussie guy crouching while observing deer before looking back at the camera/forth wall

“Well, looks like we have an elegant beauty. Apparently this white-tailed deer isn’t silly; More of gentle and caring.” He says, making hand gestures (sometimes unnecessary) as he speaks
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Wubbrle the [REDACTED]

Jumps you with frying pan

Blake 😭

@blackpearlscuddleslut Good. Fear me. :3

tdlr Me just ranting about a show called my 600 pound life

they be like ‘im not fat! im just easy to see’ TELL THAT TO YOUR ARTERIES WHICH I CAN HEAR CLOGGING BY THE WAY IT SOUNDS LIKE A DRAIN 😭 Knowing damn well next time the icecream truck rolls by they finna be rolling, too to get to that double fudge raspberry swirl cone 😭 “I can’t stop eating!” Listen. I get that it’s hard to stop eating. I have that issue, too. But how in the hell do you not know when to get help when you look identical to the staypuft man because- there are ALWAYS. ALWAYS people trying to help them. I know it’s hard to swallow your pride, but- Sometimes you need to do what you have to do.

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(I secretly didn’t read anything and decided to reply randomly. EAUGH- commits hawktuah podcast)

@whatswrongwith-me . He looks like a mf who wears platform shoes, listens to odetari and wears mascara (Aka fruity emo) 🫠
Never mind I accidentally exposed mys-

Western glam platform chucks (Look em up if you want) My brother called them Frankenstein boots bc it’s loud when you walk wearing them 😭 I love them :3 I love anything platform so 💀

HEARING YOU OUT ON THIS ONE 😭

eAuGh sneezes and causes global warming

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ATEEE >:)

im veyr hapyp

@whatswrongwith-me I CHECKED I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS REAL

@whatswrongwith-me O h . 🫠

@whatswrongwith-me I DIDNT KNOW I LIKED BEARDS UNTILL I SAW A WOMAN WITH ONE. DAYUMM MAMI 😍

I got out of school for the summer today so uh- Also i made my very first poached egg- :proud: it was delicious time eto get the milk again

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hiding my username because i dont want ppl finding my acc its cringe asf paper dragon shit from like a year ago

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@blackpearlscuddleslut

Monkey

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He shouldn’t have kidnapped m-