⛧𝔇𝔢𝔰𝔡𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔞⛧ questions like “what is the executive branch”
short answer they wanted: [insert perfection]
short answer they got: ELDERLY MEN WHO HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY HIRING YOUNG MEN WITH TOO MUCH MONEY TO MAKE EVERYONE HAVE LESS OF EVERYTHING
MUWAHAHAHAHA!!! - I’m feeling silly or devious
uwu - I say it when something I did was funny
/j - a joke
/srs - serious
WHAT - im highly surprised
XD - laughing
Ello -meaning for hello but more enthusiasm
RAHHH -I’m fake angry
dawg - I’m angry
if i hear my parents say anything about lil dicky being better than weird al im gonna lose my sight, lose my mind, and wish for somebody to tell me im fine.