sing the lyrics with me im bored
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@Poptart_Yeeter SEE A MAN BEHEADED, GET OFFENDED, SEE A SHRINK
show us pictures of your children tell us every thought you think -
YourLocalSansFangirl Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Hereβs a healthy breakfast option -
@Poptart_Yeeter ᡧβα΅€ βββα΅€βπΉ βα΅’ββ ᡧβα΅€α΅£ βββ
heres why women never fuck you
HERES HOW YOU CAN BUILD A BOMB -
YourLocalSansFangirl Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time? -
@Poptart_Yeeter a little bit of anything, all of the time?
Apathyβs a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
everything and anything
all of the time -
@Poptart_Yeeter *which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
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@Poptart_Yeeter stf-
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YourLocalSansFangirl Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathyβs a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time -
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@Poptart_Yeeter epic electric piano bit
You knowβ¦
sigh
It wasnβt always like thisβ¦ -
YourLocalSansFangirl Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs
Travel blogs
A chat room or two -
@Poptart_Yeeter we set our sights and spent our nights
waitingβ¦
for you!
you⦠-
YourLocalSansFangirl insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do -
@Poptart_Yeeter now look at youβ¦
oh
look at you
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU -
YourLocalSansFangirl Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now
Your insideβs out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what weβll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand -
@Poptart_Yeeter ominous piano
Hahaha.
Ahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
inhale -
YourLocalSansFangirl AAAAAAAAAA-
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@Poptart_Yeeter could i interest you in everything
all of the time?
a bit of anything
all of the time -
YourLocalSansFangirl Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathyβs a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time