Anyways, now that the limbo's over... (tw; lethal amounts of cringe)

THIS PROJECT IS RETIRED

WELCOME BACK TO MPPCFT (Multiplayer Piano Community Fighting Tourney)! Now we can finally get back into the competition after looks at watch ABOUT HALF A YEAR SINCE THE INITIAL ANNOUNCEMENT?? WITH THE LAST UPDATE BEING IN… searches up post LATE APRIL!!! Ah, Christ, welp. At least we’re here now. Anyways, let’s see our contestants for the first ever ma–
looks into an empty boxing ring with a faded logo, dusty posts, cobwebs on the ropes, a fucking tumbleweed not even rolling, just sitting there with a lit fat doink.
Where in the FUCK DID MY CONTESTANTS GO?!?!?! I CAN’T HAVE A TOURNEY WITHOUT ANY CONTESTANTS LEFT?! THIS FUCKING SUCKS CANADIAN DONKEY D###!
You know what? YOU! YES, YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! HAVE YOU WANTED TO FIGHT LITTLE KIDS AND ONLINE DORKS VIRTUALLY THROUGH A POLL-BASED TOURNAMENT?! IF YOU HAVE, THEN NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BECOME A PART OF A SEQUEL TOURNAMENT THAT SHOULD’VE STARTED LITERAL FUCKING MONTHS AGO!! Just reply to this topic requesting to be a contestant in the tournament and you may or may not be in! You’ll know if you get in if you receive a funky little letter (you’ll see what I mean).
With that… let’s just… get this done as quick as possible this time before i just forge-- OOH, BUTTERFLY!

OY.SSTUFF

I was wondering why I couldn’t hear my phone, until I realized I just plugged my nokia into the charger of my wooden van right outside of my 100 year old dusty shack with 10 other dust bunnies along different bedbugs not to mention other scam calls spam calling my old broken other phone all because my dad is gone and I live with my uncle is the boss and being the CEO of the cockroaches. mb