Edit: MAUM IM FAMOUS

I love your hair (or lack thereof)
I love your eyes
I love your nose
I love your gender
I love your mouth
I love your face
I love your grades
I love your heart
I love your sadness
I love your happiness
I love your loneliness
I love your kindness
I love your voice
I love your singing
I love your art
I love your practice
I love your work
I love your time
I love your music taste
I love your strength
I love your handwriting
I love your weakness/weaknesses
I love you when your kind
I love you when your mean
I love you when your smart
I love you when you don’t feel loved
I love you when you are you
I love you forever
I love you now
I love you every day
I love you every month
I love you every year
I love you every second
I love you every minute
I love you every hour
I love you every time you cry
I love you every time your happy
I love you every time you are you

You right there, yes I’m talking to you. You are an amazing person, you can do anything your heart desires, you can have fun, you can be yourself, don’t be someone that you don’t want to be, be you. Love yourself for who you are. you never know if you’ll see somebody that you love for the last time. Live life, be kind to people, ignore the haters, keep being yourself for who you are.

I love your neck, don’t hang it.
I love your body, don’t cut it.
I love your life, don’t end it…

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Kai/Poptart HOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK DID THIS BECOME ONE OF MY BEST POST SO FAST

Kai/Poptart im sorry this is too funny

(i’m just gonna mention the people who i based characters off of) @kitkatgirlie as…Kat finneass <33 as frostbite ♡~Zofya~♡ as lynx Cursed Cucumber as i forgot- 𝓑𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽 as the ring tailed bandit Tav the wolfo femboy thing as i forgo- @PaintingRainbows as hannnah @gay-rat as carrie Kaptain Kitty and Ferocious Feline:

Robot Rampage

A month ago, two normal cats ate some peculiar catnip, stopped a ring-tailed scoundrel, and saved the day! Life is now back to normal for our feline friends, at least, that’s what they thought.

Chapter One: The Letter

“Hey, we got a letter!” Kitty said as someone knocked on the door. Kat was sitting on the couch until then. She walked to the door and opened it. There was a suspicious looking “cat” standing in the doorway. He said, “Hello. I’m here to deliver a letter. Is your name Kat? And is a feline called Kitty here too?” Kat said, “Yes, I’m Kat. But Kitty is busy right now.” The suspicious cat cleared his throat before saying, “This is for you…” He shoved a grimy, dingy brown, sticky envelope that was obviously ripped open and hastily taped back closed, into Kat’s paws and took off running. Clumsily, he tripped on a rock but quickly got up and started running again. Kat just stood there and thought to herself “Well that was strange… He shoves a raggedy envelope in my paws and takes off like a madman.” Kat walked to the bedroom where Kitty was hanging out and waved the envelope in her face. “Looks like we have mail.” Kitty jumped up, snatched it out of Kat’s paws, and asked, “Ugh, why is this envelope so disgusting? I don’t want it, here you take it back.” Kitty shoved the correspondence back in Kat’s paws. Kat opened the envelope and read it out loud. “Dear Kitty and Kat, you are invited to a showing of our new crime-fighting robot. We are very proud to announce: Fighting Animal Robot Tank! Also known as F.A.R.T! The presentation will start tomorrow at 4 PM! See yah there! Your best friend and the new President of Vanilla Valley, Carrie!” Kitty and Kat had a shocked look on their faces. Their best friend from second grade who they hadn’t seen until about a month before all the commotion about being a superhero came along, was the President of Vanilla Valley! Carrie was a snow-white deer with bright hazel eyes and light brown flecks all over her face that slightly looked like freckles. She looked sweet enough, but she had sass! Kitty looked over to Kat and said, “Is that Carrie from school?” Kat had a puzzled look on her face. “No, no it can’t be… But anyway, if that is Carrie… we should go! Let’s go to the tailors to get our outfits.” Kitty’s right ear twitched as she heard something knock over a trashcan outside. Kitty opened the door. There was nothing there, or was it? Kitty looked around the front yard and found another letter. This time this one was torn open and crumbled up. Kitty walked to it, bent down, and picked it up. She pulled a folded, fragile note out of the envelope. It said “BE ON HIGH ALERT: There has been someone with a ringed tail roaming around Vanilla Valley. We suspect it’s the Ring-Tailed Bandit, but he’s been in the same cell for a month now… We don’t know who it is, but we are working on figuring it out as we speak.” Kitty picked the trash can back up and screamed, “2 points” as she slams the tattered letter right into the bottom of the waste bin. She muttered to herself, “Huh, that’s strange why is the letter crumbled up? Did the odd-looking man throw it away?” Kitty walked back inside. Kat looked at her and asked, “Why did you go outside?” Kitty had a dazed look on her face. She stuttered, “Oh, uh, nothing I just wanted some fresh air…” Kat narrowed her sky-blue eyes. “Oh, okay.” Kitty brushed past Kat’s shoulder. Kat had a worried look on her face. “Uh, Kitty?” Kitty didn’t turn around. “I’m busy.”

Chapter Two: That’s a Weird Robot…

Next thing they knew, they were at the premier showing of F.A.R.T. Kitty was looking fabulous in a frilly white gown and Kat stunned the crowd with her shiny hot pink tuxedo. It felt like they were attending a celebrity event. But for a robot! Suddenly Carrie came up to the terrific two. She was wearing a bright blue tuxedo dress and exclaimed, “Hi Kitty! Hi Kat! It’s been a while.” Kat was the first to walk up to Carrie. She hugged Carrie. “I missed you!” Carrie replied, “I missed you too! What have y’all been up to?” Kitty and Kat stopped cold in their tracks. Kitty had to make something up. And fast! “Erm, w-we were…” Kitty stuttered. She finally came up with an answer. “Uh taking up gardening yeah!” Isn’t that right, Kat? We’ve been gardening?” Kat replied, “Yeah! We have!” Sure, it was a lame excuse, but Kitty and Kat had to hide their superhero identities! Carrie narrowed her eyes. “Oh. Okay… Well, this girl has got to get going. Talk to you later guys. Thanks for coming!” Carrie then walked to the center of the room to get the presentation started. She stopped at a colossal figure that was hidden under a humongous red cloth. And just as quick, she excitedly snatched it off to reveal a giant, 20-foot-tall robot that looked just like a tiger. “This is my brand-new robot! Its name is Fighting Animal Robot Tiger! Also known as F.A.R.T! It’s programmed to annihilate bad guys! Ever since the Ring-Tailed Bandit stole the Red Ruby, we must be extra careful! I was elected as President because I promised to protect the world from harm! And that’s what I intend to do!” Carrie pulled out a pink bejeweled walkie-talkie and spoke into it. “Alright, Hannah, we need you.” Suddenly, a fluffy, white rabbit with the most amazing piercing blue eyes with a fancy, ruffled, light green dress appeared out of nowhere. And said, “Aye-aye.” She looked down at a grey, small, button panel in her hand and pressed it. “Behold! The pièce de résistance!” Suddenly a faint whirring sound could be heard. It got louder, and louder, to the point where a person might go deaf. Suddenly F.A.R.T’s pale grey eyes turned eerie. They were no longer friendly, rather scary because they became bright yellow and started to glow… Then F.A.R.T lifted both of its arms and spun them as though it was testing out its limbs. F.A.R.T then put them both down stiffly. Then Carrie said to Kat, “This person here,” She pointed to the snow-white rabbit. “Is my vice President, Hannah.” Hannah nervously looked at her paws. “Hi, nice to meet you…” Hannah shoved the remote control into Carrie’s paws and walked away. Carrie walked to where Hannah had previously been standing. “Don’t mind Hannah, she’s a little bit on the shy side.” Carrie then explained to Kitty and Kat what the robot could do. “F.A.R.T. can fly and has a built-in cage to put criminals in! See?” Carrie pushed the remote-control button. When she did F.A.R.T. began to lean down and grab something that wasn’t there with its left hand and used its right hand to open a cage in its stomach and put the imaginary object in there. Carrie pressed a second button and the giant robot’s feet started to expel smoke, soon a blue fire. The robot was flying, skillfully, 10 feet in the air. Carrie pressed the same button again and it slowly and gracefully landed on the ground again. Carrie pressed the first button and F.A.R.T’s bright golden eyes soon again turned into a dull grey. Carrie brushed her hands on her tuxedo dress. “Well, that’s it! That’s F.A.R.T through and through!” All three friends walked away. Kitty gasped because she heard the same whirring noise that F.A.R.T made when it was being turned on… She spun around. The robot warrior’s eyes were blazing red, but they quickly became grey again as Kitty stared in disbelief. Well, that was strange.” Kitty felt something touch her shoulder. She spun around. “Kitty? What are you doing?” Kitty’s dark hazel eyes darted quickly to the ground. “Oh, uh, I’m kind of stressed out… Listen, I have something to tell you when we get to the house…” Kat grabbed Kitty by the arm. “Ok let’s go. The faster we get there, the faster you can tell me about what’s going on.” So, Kitty and Kat headed on home, but something was still bothering Kitty. “Why did the robot reboot suddenly and why did it quickly shut back down? …But how? There was no one around. Carrie and Hannah already left and I’m sure that no one else was there, so who or what turned F.A.R.T back on?”

Chapter Three: The Malfunction

Kitty and Kat were both back home relaxing in their favorite shirts. Kitty was wearing a black T-shirt with an ice cream cone on it and Kitty couldn’t resist getting comfy and cozy in her plain white T. Kat asked Kitty “You have been acting strange ever since we got that letter. What happened?” Kitty let out a sigh. “Alright, well, when I went outside yesterday, I saw a crumbled-up letter that said something about a strange ring-tailed man roaming around Vanilla Valley. Carrie reached out to the prison where the Ring-Tailed Bandit was contained. But he has been there the whole time. Also, when Carrie turned off the robot and we walked away, I swear I heard the robot turn on again and its eyes were red!” Kat scratched her chin. “Hmm… I don’t know but let’s just sit down and relax. Do you want some iced tea to calm down?” Kitty said, “No but-” Kitty was cut off by a loud frantic knocking on the door. Kitty ran over to the door to reveal Carrie standing there with a panicked look in her eyes. “Guys! You need to help me! You just have to! You must!” Kat pulled her inside and asked her, “What’s wrong? You’re panicking like someone hacked F.A.R.T!” Carrie said, “That’s exactly what happened! Me and Hannah need your help! We contacted the army but as soon as they saw the giant robot rampaging, they turned around and ran!” Kitty looked over at Kat and said to her, “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” Kat asked, “What do you mean ‘Are you thinking what I’m thinking?’ “Kitty said with a sorrowful tone in her voice, “You know Kat. Stop acting like you don’t…” Carrie had a tinge of anger in the way she spoke now. “Alright! There’s a giant robot destroying half of Vanilla Valley right now! Are we going to make cookies now or are we going to stop F.A.R.T???” Kitty’s right ear twitched with annoyance as she said, “Alright, we’ll tell you. Carrie. You know those two superheroes?” Carrie was confused now. She didn’t know where this was going. “Yeah?” Kitty let out a silent, nervous gust of air out of her nostrils. “Well, we are them. I’m Kaptain Kitty and Kat’s Ferocious Feline.” Kat flew several inches into the air and Kitty teleported right behind Carrie’s back. “See?” Kitty and Kat both said in unison. Carrie replied, “Oh wow… But Kitty? Kat? I’ve been keeping secrets from you too. I’m a super spy. Hannah is too. There are villains all over the world. Worse than some ‘Ring-Tailed Bandit’ It’s me and Hannah’s job to get rid of bad guys! I admit, we do need help getting rid of these villains. You don’t have to work with me all the time, but please. I don’t know what to do. Can you help me and Hannah?” Both Kitty and Kat couldn’t bear to see their best friend begging the way she was. Kitty said with a triumphant tone, “We’ll do it!” Kat stared at Kitty as though she said the most unbelievable thing ever. “We??? I never said that I would do it!” Kitty gave her an angry look. Kat let out a sigh. “Alright. Fine.” Carrie butted into the mild argument that Kitty and Kat were having. “Great! Whew! I’m glad that I put a tracker in F.A.R.T’s left hand!” Carrie pulled a cell phone out of her right pocket. Carrie let out a sheepish giggle. Kat narrowed her eyes. “Carrie? What are you laughing about?” Carrie didn’t respond until ten seconds passed. “F.A.R.T’s underwater,” Carrie said in a very tiny voice. Kat looked at Carrie. Her jaw was wide open. “What! How?!?” Carrie cleared her throat awkwardly. “I- told Hannah that we shouldn’t have made F.A.R.T waterproof…She didn’t listen…” Kitty let out a sigh. “Okay. Exactly where is F.A.R.T. located?” Carrie replied, “It’s in an underwater civilization called ‘Coral City’.” Kat cleared her throat. “Uh, me and Kitty can’t swim.” Carrie said, “Follow me! There’s a submarine waiting for us!”

I just wanna work on my acedemic career and i feel that going to mppc regularly is stopping me from trying my hardest So im going to be here at least once a week now and if i stop coming here for good you guys know what happened

“Hey, we got a letter!” Kitty said as someone knocked on the door. Kat was sitting on the couch until then. She walked to the door and opened it. There was a suspicious-looking “cat” standing in the doorway. He said, “Hello. I’m here to deliver a letter. Is your name Kat? And is a feline called Kitty here too?” Kat said, “Yes, I’m Kat and Kitty is asleep right now.” The suspicious cat cleared his throat before saying, “This is for you…” He shoved a disgusting, dirt-brown, sticky envelope that was ripped open but taped back closed, into Kat’s paws and took off running he tripped on a rock but quickly got up and started running again. Kat just stood there and thought to herself “Well that was strange… He shoves a brown envelope in my paws and takes off like a madman.”

yall what the fuck are we doing hidden is coming clean and we’re just being silly

♡Yuta Nakamoto♡ wh-

Wubbrle the amazing Wubble i k n o w

Jasmine

Jasmine mine are short as fuck

Jasmine evidenrtly yes cuz i eat my nails out of stress

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Jasmine Why is that fucking relatable:soB;

Jasmine i only eat the guac and chips from there:sob;

Jasmine i remember the ONE time i chipped my tooth