borfdai :3

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Blake …my birthday’s tomorrow

[A Former User]

【V】【a】【l】【e】 … Ok so come back and read this tomorrow-

[A Former User]

【V】【a】【l】【e】 OH SHIT WAIT THAT MEANS YOU ARE HEADING TO THE NURSING HOME TOMORROW–

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Blake NOOO

[Hood]

Unc

[A Former User]

【V】【a】【l】【e】 MHMMMMM (i’m 16, next year don’t worry-) when i’m 16 you’ll be 18 tho heh

[Someone8448]

@Blake hi twin

[Sphinx]

@Blake Unc

[iwantyoutoperish]

@Blake said in borfdai :3:

ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DRINKING ALCOHOL WOOOO!!!

legend says you can actually drink whenever you want… just don’t get caught by the feds

[iwantyoutoperish]

Tenna!! | 💤🏝️ this is a joke I don’t condone underage alcohol consumption

[A Former User]

Tenna!! | 💤🏝️ said in borfdai :3:

@Blake said in borfdai :3:

ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DRINKING ALCOHOL WOOOO!!!

legend says you can actually drink whenever you want… just don’t get caught by the feds

thats gen crazy

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Tenna!! | 💤🏝️ this is true (no body no crime type shit) (jk guys don’t murder people either)

[Raven]

@Blake
big sad reveal
i actually had a whole can of beer before i promise bro

if this gets five likes I’ll reveal beer

[A Former User]

Raven Oop- i accidentally had a mix of a orange juice/ liquor cocktail (i thought my dad had normal orange juice the thing is i asked if i could had some i thought ts was normal juice) i was like- 7

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Blake I mean just last year when I was hella sick with like (what mom insists was pneumonia) the flu, she had me take a shot of scotch (really really shitty scotch at that) like once or twice a day-
dude scotch is ass
“iTs aN aCqUiReD tAsTe.” YEAH ONLY IF YOU’RE CRAZY

[A Former User]

【V】【a】【l】【e】 Oop… bro tf my mom didn’t even let me have fucking coffee until I was like- in my late 13’s to my early 14’s whole ass scotch is insane

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Blake it was to kill the bacteria-

[A Former User]

【V】【a】【l】【e】 I got that liquid dayquil last time i was horribly sick- (covid) it tastes like mint sharts.

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Blake that shi don’t work when I get covid