you guys clicked on a title that said âdark jokeâ and flipped your lid over what you expected to read
zack
@zack
Creatures of Sonaria facts, tips, and information
Mutations, how to obtain, rarity
[NEST] Albinism - 12%
[SPECIAL+NEST+AGE} Smore - 10%
[SPECIAL+NEST+AGE} Bewitched - 10%
[NEST] Melanism - 9%
[NEST] Leucism - 7%
[NEST] Piebaldism - 5%
[AGE] Glimmer - 5%
[NEST] Overgrown - 1%
[AGE] Glowtail - 0.5%
[NEST]Shimmer - 1% OR 0.5%
[NEST]Diamond - 0.1%
[AGE] Shadow - 0.1%
Best posts made by zack
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RE: dark joke i found
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Just stuff
Please ask me before adding me to a group chat. I generally donât like being added to them, so please at least ask before trying to add me. Donât add me and then ask, that isnât how this works.
Thatâs it. -
BATSHIT - Lil Darkie
Iâm just gonna use this as an opportunity to say
To all my haters, I just really need to
Oh! Looks like we donât have enough time
Wow, how unfortunate (man, that sucks!)
MUD
Fuck and in the aâ
Yuh, yuh, yuh
I-I hate my life
Shut the fuck up, [N-WORD], I like the pain
Iâm dealing with some bad shit (yuh)
Going batshit, [N-WORD]
Look at that shit
And I know how to flow like a baby in a basket
And fuck yo skin
Iâll rip it off, Iâve fucking had it
From deep within
Iâm oh-so proud to be a [F-WORD]
If you wanna fight
In the dead of night
I got what you want
Iâm like Meta Knight
Huh, huh, huh, huh
Motherfucker, if you talking to me (yuh, huh)
I got that shit on my hip
And it come with a grip and I call it
A Glock with a beam (yah, yah, yah, yah, yah)
Baby, pop that ass one time (huh, brr)
Baby, drop that ass to the floor one time for a [N-WORD]
I remember when my ass did time
I remembĐ”r taking shots of CĂROC, no talk
Just liquor (yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, just liquor)
I hate my life (yuh, yuh, yuh)
Shut the fuck up, [N-WORD], I likĐ” the pain
Iâm dealing with some bad shit
Going batshit, [N-WORD]
Look at that shit
And I know how to flow like a baby in a basket (yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh)
Jump, jump, jump, jump
Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
Yeah, yeah, jump, yeah, jump, yeah
Haha (oh, yeah)
Oh, man, you know, that feels really good right there on myâ -
If you're having a panic attack and you don't have anybody to help you, or if you're trying to comfort someone else having a panic attack
If someoneâs crying and having a whole ass mental breakdown and having a hard time breathing, please donât ask them what happened or whatâs wrong. Theyâre clearly upset for a reason.
Take an object.
Show it to them or yourself.
Ask them or yourself what it is.
Tell them (or yourself) to look up at the ceiling and say what they see, which should be the ceiling or a specific thing on the ceiling.Some people donât get better from physical affection, comforting words and touch.
The best thing to do is calm them down by distracting them from whatâs bothering them and get them to open up when theyâre not freaking out so you can try to help them out regarding the situation the best you can. -
Y'know what I hate?
When you and another person have drama going on, you explain it to one of your buddies, and all of a sudden everybody is asking you about it?
Guys, if one of the two directly involved people didnât tell you about it themselves, itâs none of your fuckin business dawg
no this isnât targeted or directed at anybody I was just thinking about it cuz something else that happened reminded me of this
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Something irrelevant I felt like typing
Think for yourself, youâre not a brainless zombie, youâre not as dumb as you tell yourself you are. You donât need to agree with other people and copy-paste npc repeat someone elseâs thoughts just because a lot of people are on their side or just because theyâre your friend or someone you look up to. This ainât no cult and you should be comfortable having your own thought process.
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you know what I'm tired of hearing
this ainât texas
please
shut the fuck up
Iâm gonna show you Texas, bitch
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Classmate of mine
Letâs call her Z for privacy reasons
Z comes into class all of a sudden sobbing, hugs friend, friend group leaves classroom with her to talk about it, I overhear it because they just walked out the door instead of going anywhere
Apparently some grown ass woman put her hands on Z and her sister, Z doesnât take that shit and does something about it, so âgrown ass womanâ presses charges on Z, her sister, and Zâs mother who had nothing to do with it
A âgrown ass womanâ just ruined a 16 year old and her familyâs life because said âgrown ass womanâ canât keep her hands to herself
They are going to court, wish Z luck, even if Z may not be a friend of mine
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Creator of an NSFW c.ai emailed me
The AI Iâm being awarded for is the #1 on gay sect⊠Thatâs actually fucking funny.
Latest posts made by zack
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RE: search [your name]core and show me the first image that pops up
Clay gay cigarette addicted cat
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RE: If you think it's okay under any circumstance
upd: I donât care if you call me a female to me privately, but you do not go around telling people I am what I am not
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is it just me?
Pictures with old camera quality are weirdly nostalgic and make me feel happy, no matter what the image is, like, my pfp for example (âno matter what the image isâ chill it does matter)