Like i was at the park- theres one near me- I was relaxing on a bench and this little c h i l d walks up to me, ‘hii!! want some candy?’ so i reply, ‘no.’ this mf leans over and touches my hand which is disturbingly sticky btw and hands me this s i n g u l a r wrapperless mint that that looks like it’s been through ww3 and ts didn’t even HAPPEN YET and this mf is like ‘eat it!!!’ (i dropped it in the nearby sandpit ‘accidentally’ making it- more unedible that it already was 😭 (it was one of those parks with the those baby playgrounds attached so any child could run up to me, if unwatched by their parents 😭