Everything above the neck
Everything but the imitation of youth must be given up at the desk
Everything but the look that sells
Youโre 12 looking 20, or youโre 20 looking 12
And youโre tight, and youโre baby, and youโre sexy about it
And youโre subtle and doe-eyed in a toddlerโs outfit
And her eyes are crossed and big and bright and bug
And she withers around like a salty slug
Thereโs a beautiful balance to realise and reach
When the women act like both a child and a sex beast
Men are titillated by that delicate line
Between sex song and nursery rhyme
Over time, youโll not remember normalcy
Because normalcy is what you see, repeatedly
So there will be nothing to miss
It must be so relieving for you to hear this
Mmm
If I mimic sex like some kind of clothed recreation
Slightly alter your emotional situation
If I transform into masturbation motivation
Something thatโs more โopen to interpretationโ
All of a sudden, your desire to understand
Head popped out of your ass, youโre a wide-eyed kitten, man
Your jaw will unhinge like a trap door open wide
And in my words will pour like a fucking slip and slide
'Cause sex is everywhere
Itโs everything you see
Itโs baked into the air, breathe, baby, breathe
Sex is everywhere
And if itโs not, then somebody will put it there
Theyโll put it there
(Theyโll put it there, and theyโll put it there)
Your hands are down your pants, youโre settled in for the night
Itโs time to watch 18-year-olds on a private browser site
But 18 years isnโt short enough for you
They have pigtails and Hello Kitty shorts on to undo
Theyโve learned that the closer you look like to a kid
The more money you get from a forty-two-year-old piece of shit
So on screen, theyโll touch a dick, and act so confused
Because cluelessness is easier to get off to
Thereโs no button to push for third base
Iโm not trying to seduce you, fuckface
Iโll be out in your lawn covered in snot
I get away with so much shit cause you think Iโm hot
Oh, youโll praise the virgin, self-absorbed
You think your penis is very important
But if somethingโs dirty after you touch it
The problem is your hand, dipshit
Cut it off
Sex is everywhere
Itโs everything you see; itโs baked into the air
Breathe, baby, breathe it
Sex is everywhere
And if itโs not, then somebody will put it there
Theyโll put it there
Theyโll put it there
Theyโll put it there
Theyโll put it there
Sex everywhere
Itโs everywhere
Itโs everywhere
Itโs everywhere
Oh, the women are fighting crime
Showing tits and ass at the same time
Theyโre multitaskers, we draw the lines
Anythingโs true if it rhymes
The key in the hole, the mighty sword
Praise the man slut, praise the lord
Theyโd fuck a pie, a dead body
But you live to please, you live to please
